I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2790. | Josh (nqch) | 110.66 | 98.2% | 2024-11-27 |
| 2791. | Juror_8 (jurornumber8) | 110.66 | 96.3% | 2023-12-05 |
| 2792. | Bucky (buckyplaysatwork) | 110.66 | 99% | 2018-09-21 |
| 2793. | chopst1cksss (chopst1cksss) | 110.65 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 2794. | \\sheesh// (zpass08) | 110.64 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 2795. | Fabijan (bifazg) | 110.64 | 99% | 2021-06-26 |
| 2796. | vegetable (vegetablegrills) | 110.64 | 88% | 2016-06-29 |
| 2797. | Mike (jewunit) | 110.63 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 2798. | pi (kerosenee) | 110.63 | 98% | 2017-03-13 |
| 2799. | album (album) | 110.60 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 2800. | John (thefiretyper) | 110.60 | 99% | 2023-08-04 |
| 2801. | Paulo (vulas) | 110.59 | 96% | 2016-05-05 |
| 2802. | zeeee (zeeebra) | 110.58 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 2803. | Raphael (shimahon) | 110.58 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
| 2804. | Z (ailius) | 110.57 | 93% | 2015-06-29 |
| 2805. | keatz (13yearoldprodigy) | 110.57 | 91% | 2016-01-13 |
| 2806. | yorrd (yorrd) | 110.56 | 99% | 2022-10-01 |
| 2807. | cuteboionwii (cuteboionwii) | 110.55 | 98% | 2024-11-21 |
| 2808. | Mims (mimzi_who) | 110.55 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 2809. | David (ilovekirralee) | 110.55 | 98% | 2016-09-18 |
| 2810. | anhar (_anhar) | 110.55 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 2811. | Jashe (jasherak) | 110.55 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 2812. | Derek (thenyaz) | 110.53 | 99.5% | 2024-05-27 |
| 2813. | Aaron (doghouch) | 110.53 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 2814. | moo (mcgalaxy) | 110.52 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 2815. | Mauro (chunkerchunk) | 110.51 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 2816. | thefallenrat (_rat_) | 110.49 | 99% | 2022-11-05 |
| 2817. | Petar (karanfil) | 110.49 | 98% | 2015-04-10 |
| 2818. | Nemsi (nemsii) | 110.48 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 2819. | Mint (dlwndms) | 110.45 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |