I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9823. | Chaitanya (chaitanya25) | 90.13 | 96% | 2022-08-06 |
| 9824. | eric (slurpmybody) | 90.13 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 9825. | Kamran (kamranagayev) | 90.13 | 99% | 2018-09-12 |
| 9826. | Leeisateam (leeisateam) | 90.12 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9827. | Zaryab (syedzary17) | 90.12 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 9828. | Joy (joyjumper11) | 90.12 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 9829. | Karina (kflorez18) | 90.12 | 98% | 2017-12-26 |
| 9830. | CornPacs (cornpacs) | 90.11 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 9831. | Jalen (jaalen21) | 90.11 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 9832. | dawn. (sofacan1) | 90.10 | 96% | 2023-02-23 |
| 9833. | Batashock (batashock) | 90.10 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 9834. | supermonkey (sup3rm0nk3y) | 90.10 | 98.3% | 2023-06-17 |
| 9835. | Quang (disman123) | 90.09 | 98.2% | 2024-04-10 |
| 9836. | Gin (gin_) | 90.09 | 100% | 2019-08-30 |
| 9837. | PhoDelicious (red300zx) | 90.09 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
| 9838. | 🫐🌺Ruby (reuben_yeager) | 90.09 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9839. | K (yoloshima) | 90.07 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| 9840. | Jerry (jxu98dvorak) | 90.07 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 9841. | Jason (epiking) | 90.07 | 99% | 2017-06-10 |
| 9842. | Bobberino (bobberino) | 90.06 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 9843. | Matthias (damatias) | 90.06 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 9844. | Noah (bobapplepie) | 90.06 | 90% | 2017-04-09 |
| 9845. | ThatLastWaffle (thatlastwaf... | 90.06 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 9846. | Will (chork256) | 90.05 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 9847. | Alex (drummerguy) | 90.05 | 100% | 2019-11-08 |
| 9848. | David (chronic_cross) | 90.05 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 9849. | Shalamar (shalamar) | 90.05 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 9850. | Hieu (larhral) | 90.05 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 9851. | Kelvin (j0hnnys1lverhand) | 90.05 | 98.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9852. | oiki (oiki123) | 90.04 | 98.2% | 2024-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |