I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5453. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 99.61 | 99% | 2023-07-02 |
| 5454. | Nolan (diegonolan) | 99.61 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 5455. | ilove cheese142 (ktylol) | 99.60 | 99% | 2024-12-19 |
| 5456. | Jamie Muir (nalarium) | 99.59 | 97.6% | 2024-05-06 |
| 5457. | Dylan (vermie) | 99.59 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5458. | zheqe (zheqe) | 99.59 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 5459. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 99.58 | 99.3% | 2025-03-05 |
| 5460. | Jaydotsun (jaydotsun) | 99.57 | 97.7% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5461. | qwertz (mynameiswayne) | 99.57 | 97% | 2017-02-03 |
| 5462. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 99.57 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 5463. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 99.57 | 99% | 2023-03-20 |
| 5464. | Jaxon (icypsyche) | 99.57 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 5465. | kenny (speedygonzalez18) | 99.57 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 5466. | jeremiah (the_bullfrog) | 99.56 | 98% | 2024-10-23 |
| 5467. | Joseph (tasskakajoe2326) | 99.56 | 98.4% | 2023-08-14 |
| 5468. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 99.56 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 5469. | tsu (tsustyle) | 99.55 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 5470. | Jason (jachian) | 99.55 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 5471. | el (elanamax) | 99.55 | 100% | 2022-11-09 |
| 5472. | Spieff (spieff) | 99.55 | 96% | 2024-10-30 |
| 5473. | YoGurt (yogurt026) | 99.55 | 98% | 2025-05-17 |
| 5474. | mega (megatest) | 99.54 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 5475. | Lucy (amburhurhur) | 99.54 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 5476. | nikax (nixa202) | 99.54 | 94% | 2021-09-22 |
| 5477. | Zale (zllee) | 99.53 | 95.7% | 2023-12-31 |
| 5478. | Phillip (phillip_kim) | 99.53 | 99% | 2021-05-12 |
| 5479. | Victor (gislaa) | 99.53 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 5480. | Ian (ihachey) | 99.53 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
| 5481. | Richard (jorimi) | 99.52 | 99% | 2024-10-14 |
| 5482. | constance (itsconstance) | 99.51 | 99% | 2024-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |