The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12934. | Jack (deripiunt) | 83.73 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 12935. | Minh Kiet (buimonkey) | 83.73 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 12936. | Richard (richard_king) | 83.73 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 12937. | Average (vuzid) | 83.73 | 99% | 2021-01-28 |
| 12938. | Daniel (omnomnominous) | 83.73 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
| 12939. | T (sds5432) | 83.73 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 12940. | ParaJenn (parajenn) | 83.73 | 96% | 2015-02-26 |
| 12941. | py (pytech) | 83.72 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 12942. | Rem (remroid66) | 83.72 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 12943. | Roy (orangjibai) | 83.72 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 12944. | trappedmonkey (trappedmonkey) | 83.72 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 12945. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 83.72 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 12946. | Steven (mianosm) | 83.72 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 12947. | Omngineer (omnibro) | 83.72 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 12948. | cats (proceed) | 83.72 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 12949. | Kristi (llamasrule) | 83.72 | 91% | 2011-12-22 |
| 12950. | Ryan (_rdm_) | 83.71 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 12951. | Flamin_ (flamin_) | 83.71 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
| 12952. | Chris (splixerr) | 83.71 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 12953. | L (ynajd) | 83.71 | 98% | 2016-05-14 |
| 12954. | j (swaggingpickle) | 83.71 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
| 12955. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 83.70 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 12956. | Melissa (melissathatsme) | 83.70 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 12957. | Irene (decemberbabe) | 83.70 | 96% | 2011-05-07 |
| 12958. | Gabe (psychicpal) | 83.69 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 12959. | qqii (thelostqqii) | 83.69 | 97% | 2016-02-18 |
| 12960. | OnlySkillz (onlyskillz) | 83.69 | 88% | 2015-03-20 |
| 12961. | PianoRadek (piano_radek) | 83.69 | 96.8% | 2023-11-02 |
| 12962. | favour (teempakguy) | 83.69 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 12963. | jacob (iljain) | 83.69 | 89% | 2017-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |