The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13928. | ddp (ddpham) | 82.01 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 13929. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 82.01 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 13930. | Andrew (wongsifu) | 82.01 | 99% | 2021-05-14 |
| 13931. | ChivalKnight (chivalknight) | 82.01 | 95% | 2023-10-12 |
| 13932. | Seb (sebni) | 82.01 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 13933. | oliver (rawporkchop_dvorak) | 82.01 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 13934. | John (syle) | 82.01 | 93% | 2014-10-06 |
| 13935. | Giuseppe (peppexita) | 82.01 | 92% | 2015-05-31 |
| 13936. | Matt (mlefkow) | 82.01 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 13937. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 82.01 | 97% | 2016-09-13 |
| 13938. | Ricky (derangeddirector) | 82.01 | 96% | 2011-12-05 |
| 13939. | Alec (supperz1) | 82.00 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 13940. | boris (borisu) | 82.00 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| 13941. | cantthinkofusername (cantth... | 82.00 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| 13942. | Sayan (sayanme24) | 82.00 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 13943. | aiei24 (aiei24) | 82.00 | 91% | 2012-10-10 |
| 13944. | Nick (w00tzorz656) | 81.99 | 97% | 2014-02-12 |
| 13945. | 839 (ynad) | 81.99 | 97% | 2013-07-28 |
| 13946. | George (ausp1c1ous) | 81.98 | 97% | 2023-06-12 |
| 13947. | ripforeverjoey (ripforeverj... | 81.98 | 93% | 2015-05-11 |
| 13948. | derek (krencik) | 81.98 | 94% | 2015-08-30 |
| 13949. | Hassan (hassansquall) | 81.98 | 93% | 2011-07-20 |
| 13950. | vasja (vvvasja) | 81.98 | 96% | 2013-10-02 |
| 13951. | Eros (tigeros) | 81.98 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 13952. | Gravity (grav1ty) | 81.98 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 13953. | Nafeez (smileywee) | 81.97 | 96% | 2022-08-07 |
| 13954. | Matt (soflogator) | 81.97 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 13955. | nmsl (luciferpan88) | 81.97 | 97.9% | 2023-06-08 |
| 13956. | Dave (dav3f4nning) | 81.97 | 88% | 2012-10-05 |
| 13957. | Pontiff Sulyvahn (ayushjoshi) | 81.96 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |