As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21508. | Chung Ming (ma_chung_ming) | 58.02 | 97% | 2016-10-17 |
| 21509. | Kira (ak292) | 58.02 | 96% | 2016-10-26 |
| 21510. | Albert (certikbertik) | 58.01 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 21511. | Itay (positronical) | 58.01 | 95% | 2019-09-11 |
| 21512. | Bill (bill497) | 58.00 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 21513. | Scalmole (scalmole) | 58.00 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 21514. | Ali (alowee) | 58.00 | 93% | 2017-11-12 |
| 21515. | Michael (bluejay87652) | 58.00 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 21516. | Iros (iros) | 57.99 | 96.2% | 2021-02-06 |
| 21517. | Carlos (cccalmeida) | 57.99 | 98% | 2015-09-30 |
| 21518. | Nathan (nayteo) | 57.98 | 94% | 2016-02-15 |
| 21519. | Frank (nkre) | 57.98 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 21520. | Valur (kuntupoki) | 57.97 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 21521. | sk (beast_mode7) | 57.97 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 21522. | C. (roye7758) | 57.97 | 86% | 2015-06-04 |
| 21523. | Anton (askadv) | 57.97 | 94% | 2016-11-25 |
| 21524. | yassin mohamed (yassin123) | 57.96 | 94% | 2021-11-03 |
| 21525. | patrick jed (luckyninja3412) | 57.96 | 95% | 2020-12-19 |
| 21526. | justtry (justtry) | 57.95 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| 21527. | Emdadul (emdad439) | 57.95 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
| 21528. | Jude (dukapa) | 57.95 | 82% | 2016-11-29 |
| 21529. | Mohammad (abdel3leam) | 57.94 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 21530. | awabin (awabin) | 57.94 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 21531. | Oogleburp (oogleburp) | 57.94 | 93% | 2021-05-01 |
| 21532. | Dhaval (dhaval_) | 57.94 | 97.1% | 2023-09-09 |
| 21533. | mohamed (mylittlecreep) | 57.93 | 95.1% | 2023-08-03 |
| 21534. | Wael(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) (wa... | 57.93 | 94% | 2021-08-29 |
| 21535. | ian (iantoofast) | 57.93 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 21536. | Rohit (rohitvimal100) | 57.93 | 94% | 2016-06-20 |
| 21537. | Alsonax (alsonax) | 57.93 | 95% | 2015-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |