The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18964. | (krrish94) | 73.12 | 96% | 2015-08-02 |
| 18965. | Nurbergen (g_light) | 73.12 | 94% | 2017-04-27 |
| 18966. | (actuallandwhale) | 73.11 | 94% | 2015-06-30 |
| 18967. | Agastya (lolmas) | 73.11 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 18968. | (lesyalackey) | 73.11 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 18969. | (last_ngiht) | 73.11 | 95% | 2020-05-09 |
| 18970. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 73.11 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 18971. | (hayhayhay111) | 73.11 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 18972. | Dazzling (dazzling) | 73.11 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| 18973. | (eazied) | 73.10 | 95% | 2023-08-26 |
| 18974. | Nick (shiningspark) | 73.10 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 18975. | Mr. (mrasp) | 73.10 | 95% | 2022-11-23 |
| 18976. | (iplayriven) | 73.10 | 88% | 2013-11-28 |
| 18977. | Kabeljau (kabeljau) | 73.10 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 18978. | (0__1) | 73.10 | 88% | 2014-10-03 |
| 18979. | (dredawg) | 73.10 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 18980. | Royce (lordroyce) | 73.09 | 96% | 2023-03-31 |
| 18981. | (quickfingers69) | 73.09 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
| 18982. | (hermit1691) | 73.09 | 95% | 2023-06-25 |
| 18983. | (msfilmwala) | 73.09 | 97% | 2014-10-24 |
| 18984. | (garrettm1998) | 73.09 | 94% | 2014-10-20 |
| 18985. | Raymond (yarray) | 73.09 | 91% | 2014-07-17 |
| 18986. | (chuongthien33) | 73.09 | 98% | 2011-07-08 |
| 18987. | Michał (ciszyn) | 73.08 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 18988. | (your_only_god) | 73.08 | 96% | 2017-07-27 |
| 18989. | (damatias) | 73.08 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 18990. | Pho (phobreze) | 73.08 | 95% | 2021-12-17 |
| 18991. | Kayat (iyot) | 73.08 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 18992. | Galatia (xisnyang) | 73.08 | 94% | 2019-09-22 |
| 18993. | (typo_beginner19) | 73.07 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |