And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17698. | akeda (gedex) | 82.75 | 96% | 2012-02-15 |
| 17699. | Goose (humble_goose) | 82.74 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 17700. | mfjiae (dafishh46) | 82.74 | 95.6% | 2023-08-28 |
| 17701. | Warren (wjfleischer15) | 82.74 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
| 17702. | Jonathan (fonsdal) | 82.74 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 17703. | neko (nekoyuni) | 82.74 | 99% | 2019-12-05 |
| 17704. | Jeroen (messyanswer) | 82.74 | 95% | 2016-01-10 |
| 17705. | gyani (arugyani) | 82.74 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
| 17706. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 82.74 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 17707. | Shubham (shubham1428) | 82.73 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 17708. | Kanwar (jkkaur) | 82.73 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 17709. | Charlie (pyrotix) | 82.73 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 17710. | maikim (maikim) | 82.73 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 17711. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 82.73 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 17712. | Yusuf Gandhi (yusufgp) | 82.73 | 95% | 2014-12-23 |
| 17713. | Moe (moegoe360) | 82.73 | 93% | 2014-10-24 |
| 17714. | Daniel (uheardmetrick) | 82.72 | 93% | 2014-10-24 |
| 17715. | Andrii (shkroba) | 82.72 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 17716. | Davante (wyldz) | 82.72 | 96% | 2012-09-27 |
| 17717. | CallMeSaul (sussytypist) | 82.72 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 17718. | Roco101 (roco101) | 82.72 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 17719. | Raymond (yarray) | 82.72 | 92% | 2014-07-29 |
| 17720. | Calvin (azurechaoz) | 82.72 | 91% | 2016-01-17 |
| 17721. | Adam (pophamchild) | 82.72 | 95% | 2017-05-12 |
| 17722. | keybardretard (keybardretard) | 82.72 | 96% | 2014-06-10 |
| 17723. | Andy (andien911pro) | 82.71 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 17724. | John (meep_beep) | 82.71 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 17725. | David (davidpit) | 82.71 | 95% | 2022-10-11 |
| 17726. | yacht (yacht17) | 82.71 | 94.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 17727. | MavrosOplarxigos (oplarxigos) | 82.71 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |