I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13411. | Cyril (100_wpm_goal) | 77.10 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 13412. | GoGo (berlin_syndrome) | 77.09 | 100% | 2020-04-29 |
| 13413. | Rdmm (rdmm) | 77.09 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 13414. | Violet (rxviolet) | 77.09 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 13415. | Chipper (chipperdiglett) | 77.08 | 99% | 2018-09-07 |
| 13416. | River (rivertenshi) | 77.08 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
| 13417. | Ping-yu (pcchou) | 77.07 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 13418. | Filipo (filipo) | 77.06 | 98% | 2017-09-14 |
| 13419. | Mr. (mr_dvorak) | 77.06 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 13420. | Stove (ne0terik) | 77.06 | 95% | 2019-06-20 |
| 13421. | Evelyn (swiftie2000) | 77.06 | 94% | 2019-02-14 |
| 13422. | Matthew (boddturkin) | 77.06 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 13423. | Adam (adamanz) | 77.06 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 13424. | Blankfillin (blankfillin) | 77.05 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 13425. | Rikrish (dardbador) | 77.05 | 97% | 2022-11-13 |
| 13426. | shinygia (shinygia) | 77.05 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 13427. | Yara1419 (yara1419) | 77.04 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 13428. | hs (hakanserce) | 77.04 | 99% | 2019-08-13 |
| 13429. | Quan (martinrockon) | 77.04 | 97.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13430. | Toonafisch (toonafisch) | 77.03 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| 13431. | rfl (flonggot) | 77.03 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 13432. | MrK (mrku) | 77.03 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 13433. | Jonathan (tobeak1026) | 77.03 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 13434. | Mr. Ernest (kevinkevvvy) | 77.02 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 13435. | shoop (crimmsy) | 77.02 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 13436. | Joshua (josalt123) | 77.01 | 96% | 2020-09-27 |
| 13437. | Moises (moiscmigu) | 77.01 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 13438. | Prince (wayward_prince) | 77.01 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
| 13439. | asianxeggroll (asianxeggroll) | 77.01 | 97% | 2025-06-12 |
| 13440. | Kabob (kabobpants) | 77.00 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |