All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1983. | Boetar (boetarx) | 114.35 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 1984. | m0nsteR (m0nsta321) | 114.35 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 1985. | (atypicaltypist) | 114.34 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 1986. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 114.32 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 1987. | Dilan (carnage2) | 114.32 | 98% | 2025-06-08 |
| 1988. | Dave (taxd) | 114.31 | 98% | 2024-07-25 |
| 1989. | soldano (soldano) | 114.30 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| 1990. | snk (ktchn_snk) | 114.26 | 98% | 2024-11-08 |
| 1991. | TheZacher5645 (thezacher5645) | 114.25 | 98.3% | 2023-12-31 |
| 1992. | keyslegit (keyslegit) | 114.25 | 98.1% | 2023-07-06 |
| 1993. | Tyler (xtios) | 114.24 | 99% | 2020-08-27 |
| 1994. | Lucas (st3ezy) | 114.23 | 97.7% | 2025-02-12 |
| 1995. | Joey (joeyst) | 114.23 | 99% | 2022-05-11 |
| 1996. | Octo (octophobia) | 114.23 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 1997. | Alex (national235) | 114.22 | 99% | 2021-12-14 |
| 1998. | Jonathon (goodstuff11) | 114.21 | 99% | 2022-03-18 |
| 1999. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 114.20 | 98% | 2024-02-17 |
| 2000. | Yami (yamiph) | 114.20 | 99% | 2022-07-23 |
| 2001. | Joe (joeborez79) | 114.20 | 97% | 2018-10-23 |
| 2002. | Junebug (nolanjunes) | 114.19 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 2003. | Nelson (gantaics) | 114.18 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
| 2004. | Derek (thenyaz) | 114.16 | 99.4% | 2024-05-26 |
| 2005. | Elie (eliepr0) | 114.16 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| 2006. | Jake (vicissitudes2) | 114.15 | 99% | 2020-05-30 |
| 2007. | David (ipanda27) | 114.15 | 97.2% | 2024-09-23 |
| 2008. | DUFOUR (dufour) | 114.14 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 2009. | Preston (muchtolearn) | 114.14 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
| 2010. | skwerly (skwerl111) | 114.13 | 97% | 2024-11-25 |
| 2011. | Lulu (shade_senpai) | 114.13 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 2012. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 114.11 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |