The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5282. | Ha (zgbnt) | 101.71 | 97% | 2015-02-18 |
| 5283. | aaaaaaa (aaaa12345) | 101.71 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 5284. | tstats[moizhussain201] (moi... | 101.71 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 5285. | Gina (ginadoerp) | 101.71 | 92% | 2014-11-21 |
| 5286. | nick (n_eclipse) | 101.71 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 5287. | Left (ozcelllist) | 101.71 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 5288. | Hi (aspenink) | 101.71 | 99% | 2013-07-06 |
| 5289. | Vio (wypsotortvn) | 101.70 | 99% | 2018-09-07 |
| 5290. | Dan (dssl86) | 101.70 | 92% | 2012-11-04 |
| 5291. | Xarnius (xarnius) | 101.70 | 95% | 2015-01-16 |
| 5292. | Toraneko (ookamicat) | 101.70 | 96% | 2013-09-13 |
| 5293. | Ellen (tjsgkb) | 101.69 | 95% | 2012-11-20 |
| 5294. | Angela (angelagao) | 101.69 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 5295. | Michael (mranonymous) | 101.69 | 95% | 2011-10-29 |
| 5296. | Entroper (entroper) | 101.69 | 98% | 2015-11-03 |
| 5297. | Robbie (rfadem) | 101.69 | 96% | 2011-07-21 |
| 5298. | Yami (yamiph) | 101.68 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 5299. | Andrew (andrewtsui) | 101.68 | 92% | 2011-09-08 |
| 5300. | Thomas (loboru) | 101.68 | 98% | 2016-11-22 |
| 5301. | Anshul (cononcus) | 101.68 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 5302. | kerosene (p1nar) | 101.67 | 95% | 2015-09-05 |
| 5303. | dmo (hinjaku_hinjaku) | 101.66 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 5304. | mlhhsid (mlhhsid) | 101.66 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 5305. | Marley (mbullock) | 101.66 | 99% | 2017-10-10 |
| 5306. | BLACKPINK (blackpinkrose) | 101.65 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 5307. | Bear (bipolarrocknrolla) | 101.65 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 5308. | สปริงหัก (b... | 101.65 | 99% | 2017-12-17 |
| 5309. | Michael (michaelch) | 101.64 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 5310. | Darko (darkec) | 101.64 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 5311. | Eremancer (eremancer) | 101.64 | 94% | 2011-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |