So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23729. | (ryderphan) | 61.89 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| 23730. | William (wmechnig) | 61.89 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
| 23731. | (mtdre) | 61.89 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 23732. | (clouhhd_) | 61.89 | 95% | 2019-11-28 |
| 23733. | (princechrisvic) | 61.89 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 23734. | (mizzannie001) | 61.89 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 23735. | (filipstappers) | 61.89 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 23736. | alshbalasle (hadisulfe) | 61.88 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| 23737. | Lien (duonglien) | 61.88 | 94% | 2011-07-29 |
| 23738. | Nyamuk (nyamuk) | 61.88 | 87% | 2016-02-27 |
| 23739. | Raul (cocobranza) | 61.88 | 96% | 2011-12-09 |
| 23740. | Latrece (pearly) | 61.88 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 23741. | Asgeir (magx) | 61.88 | 91% | 2012-12-25 |
| 23742. | Chinni (chinni_ch) | 61.88 | 86% | 2013-02-04 |
| 23743. | (99m9) | 61.88 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 23744. | jake (000000000007) | 61.88 | 95% | 2018-12-22 |
| 23745. | Victor (seasicksage) | 61.87 | 90% | 2015-04-14 |
| 23746. | (ducanup01) | 61.87 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 23747. | Yakti (yaktithewise) | 61.87 | 95% | 2020-07-11 |
| 23748. | (toompaxd) | 61.87 | 96% | 2017-07-06 |
| 23749. | Edwin (xsho123) | 61.87 | 92% | 2012-05-12 |
| 23750. | Jennifer (jimjam5) | 61.87 | 87% | 2013-05-20 |
| 23751. | christian (cover_flow) | 61.86 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 23752. | Script (scriptmonkey_) | 61.86 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 23753. | Samar (samar700) | 61.86 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| 23754. | Michael (j_rider) | 61.86 | 92% | 2015-09-14 |
| 23755. | samNT (samnt) | 61.86 | 98% | 2016-02-07 |
| 23756. | (deacher) | 61.86 | 95% | 2022-07-09 |
| 23757. | (egg20) | 61.86 | 95% | 2018-10-18 |
| 23758. | shan (drshanakbar) | 61.86 | 95% | 2011-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |