I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4060. | Matt (poot_nanny) | 109.48 | 100% | 2019-11-25 |
| 4061. | manthan (sixtynine_wpm) | 109.48 | 97.6% | 2023-12-27 |
| 4062. | David (fzbx9500) | 109.47 | 98% | 2025-07-30 |
| 4063. | Cao (planetarygoxuanthinh) | 109.47 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 4064. | Tane (husquin) | 109.47 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 4065. | Andrew (deathwrecker) | 109.47 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 4066. | Akira (s_akira) | 109.45 | 98.8% | 2024-04-15 |
| 4067. | Satwik (satwik2708) | 109.45 | 99% | 2021-11-29 |
| 4068. | 'ello (boerewors) | 109.45 | 97% | 2017-01-15 |
| 4069. | Seongbin (seongbin) | 109.44 | 99% | 2024-06-06 |
| 4070. | bryan (bryan1111) | 109.44 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 4071. | cabbie12 (cabbie12) | 109.44 | 97.6% | 2023-12-15 |
| 4072. | Ayon (apaul23) | 109.44 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 4073. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 109.44 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 4074. | jojo (thermosteesteet) | 109.43 | 99% | 2024-02-02 |
| 4075. | Kaintu (kaintu) | 109.43 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 4076. | Skum (crow7) | 109.42 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 4077. | tstats[mentosbrentos] (ment... | 109.42 | 98.8% | 2024-01-25 |
| 4078. | (robert420) | 109.42 | 97.6% | 2023-11-23 |
| 4079. | Somali (yahyaah209) | 109.42 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 4080. | Garrett (kendralys) | 109.42 | 99% | 2018-11-03 |
| 4081. | Tizzzay (tizthewizard) | 109.42 | 99% | 2019-09-02 |
| 4082. | Scott (hundredpluslv) | 109.40 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 4083. | Patrick (saboe) | 109.40 | 98.3% | 2025-02-02 |
| 4084. | Hamish (thewiccaman) | 109.40 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 4085. | Omer (om3rrr) | 109.40 | 99% | 2021-03-03 |
| 4086. | Igor (skeef79) | 109.39 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4087. | George (glenzny) | 109.39 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 4088. | Petar (petar030) | 109.39 | 95.4% | 2024-03-01 |
| 4089. | Adrian (apnestico) | 109.38 | 100% | 2017-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |