So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34093. | Kosmo (cosmotron13) | 44.69 | 94% | 2019-10-02 |
| 34094. | lawartur (lawartur) | 44.69 | 95% | 2022-12-04 |
| 34095. | DavdeQ (qavideq_1337) | 44.69 | 92% | 2020-10-27 |
| 34096. | Yen (minh_yen) | 44.69 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 34097. | HC (hphsong) | 44.69 | 94% | 2014-02-10 |
| 34098. | Derp (bandchick101) | 44.68 | 84% | 2013-11-24 |
| 34099. | Atmost (moolian) | 44.68 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 34100. | Md Ashik (devashik) | 44.68 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 34101. | Binh (binhvt) | 44.68 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 34102. | Arya (aryazhooey) | 44.68 | 88% | 2015-09-25 |
| 34103. | fredayang3202 (fredayang) | 44.68 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 34104. | Sudheer (sangramk) | 44.67 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 34105. | Parapon (parapon) | 44.67 | 94% | 2021-01-31 |
| 34106. | Jay (jjthomso_yt) | 44.67 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 34107. | vicky (vickyy) | 44.67 | — | 2008-09-13 |
| 34108. | Vincent (vkillerz) | 44.66 | 88% | 2016-01-28 |
| 34109. | Sree (sree_01) | 44.65 | 97% | 2023-07-28 |
| 34110. | nesco (robsub0905) | 44.65 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 34111. | Alibek (alekenzy) | 44.65 | 94% | 2022-11-10 |
| 34112. | Weslly (weslly) | 44.65 | 93% | 2013-10-10 |
| 34113. | IsZatch (iszatch) | 44.65 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 34114. | YaBoyFever (yaboyfever) | 44.65 | 96% | 2015-11-23 |
| 34115. | typo11 (typo11) | 44.65 | 92% | 2012-07-10 |
| 34116. | ritesh (ritesh743) | 44.65 | 94% | 2015-01-03 |
| 34117. | Ben (trioblitz) | 44.64 | 89% | 2017-03-26 |
| 34118. | Fune (thitipat) | 44.64 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 34119. | Pete (break_point) | 44.64 | 93% | 2015-01-03 |
| 34120. | harivii (harivii) | 44.64 | 95.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 34121. | Ankit (ankit_chauhan) | 44.64 | 93% | 2021-04-03 |
| 34122. | slow (fhskfdjsa) | 44.64 | 95% | 2017-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |