The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11872. | Lumineux (lumineux9666) | 84.89 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 11873. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 84.89 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 11874. | Johann (jalohann) | 84.89 | 96% | 2018-03-25 |
| 11875. | Alex (airstreamdriver) | 84.89 | 98% | 2015-07-30 |
| 11876. | discountjeans (discountjean... | 84.88 | 97% | 2024-07-09 |
| 11877. | oomikeyboy (oomikeyboy) | 84.88 | 89% | 2015-04-26 |
| 11878. | Kenneth (winkback) | 84.88 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 11879. | winner (thisisgoodname) | 84.87 | 97.1% | 2024-06-14 |
| 11880. | DeadlockOfDeath (deadlockof... | 84.87 | 96% | 2024-03-21 |
| 11881. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 84.87 | 97.1% | 2024-10-31 |
| 11882. | Robert (rpmulligan) | 84.87 | 99% | 2022-02-27 |
| 11883. | dVelop (nightv0) | 84.87 | 96% | 2025-04-10 |
| 11884. | Dakareddy (dakareddy) | 84.87 | 97% | 2014-05-15 |
| 11885. | Sohail Gulamoidin (sarcotix) | 84.86 | 97% | 2024-03-14 |
| 11886. | Jakkrij (bank32) | 84.86 | 94% | 2015-12-14 |
| 11887. | Sweet (sweet_ecstasy) | 84.86 | 96% | 2012-04-30 |
| 11888. | jasonshu (jasonshu) | 84.85 | 88% | 2016-05-27 |
| 11889. | yousef (iiyousef_yt) | 84.85 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 11890. | Daniel (tempguan) | 84.85 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
| 11891. | BoB (aznsushi89) | 84.85 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 11892. | Roy (sisalt) | 84.85 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 11893. | Nadav (xylecoco) | 84.85 | 96% | 2012-03-28 |
| 11894. | GAY (gayy) | 84.84 | 96% | 2011-05-13 |
| 11895. | Noby (nobyhar123) | 84.84 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 11896. | shashidhar (golgo13) | 84.84 | 99% | 2020-12-27 |
| 11897. | Absyl (absyl) | 84.84 | 99% | 2012-08-27 |
| 11898. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdrea... | 84.84 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 11899. | Ville (vikonen) | 84.84 | 98% | 2013-04-19 |
| 11900. | Robochu (robochu) | 84.83 | 96.8% | 2023-11-29 |
| 11901. | cayouu (slowesttypist19) | 84.83 | 96% | 2024-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |