The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7411. | Jason (jromans) | 95.27 | 98% | 2011-10-09 |
| 7412. | Putu (boostedwrx) | 95.27 | 96.1% | 2021-02-28 |
| 7413. | Stefan (fortress_king) | 95.27 | 98.8% | 2023-06-07 |
| 7414. | Danur (danurgame) | 95.27 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 7415. | bob (absowute) | 95.26 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| 7416. | Charles (char466) | 95.26 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 7417. | Christina (silvertina33) | 95.26 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 7418. | Austin (galactiac) | 95.26 | 98% | 2016-01-19 |
| 7419. | Shane (foddermoosie) | 95.26 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 7420. | chiba (chibabijo) | 95.26 | 90% | 2016-10-30 |
| 7421. | Tom (combsto) | 95.25 | 96% | 2013-04-12 |
| 7422. | x (mxlxdx) | 95.25 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| 7423. | Klavier (klavier) | 95.25 | 93% | 2017-03-24 |
| 7424. | Jamie (jcpopp) | 95.25 | 97% | 2016-06-28 |
| 7425. | Doak (irishmustang) | 95.25 | 96% | 2012-06-21 |
| 7426. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 95.25 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 7427. | Thane (thaynt) | 95.24 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 7428. | Zen (zencreepz) | 95.24 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 7429. | brandon (maskedvigilance) | 95.24 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 7430. | Chris (clietzow) | 95.24 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 7431. | Jax (xxjaxxx) | 95.24 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 7432. | Jonas (jnshey) | 95.24 | 97% | 2015-07-06 |
| 7433. | Blake (gsolol) | 95.24 | 94% | 2012-11-24 |
| 7434. | Logan (the_logan) | 95.23 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 7435. | Paul (paul133) | 95.22 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 7436. | Mark (faithless) | 95.22 | 93% | 2016-04-10 |
| 7437. | Emma (emma_sau) | 95.21 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7438. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 95.21 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 7439. | Keegan (keeganic) | 95.21 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 7440. | Camillo (camillolin) | 95.20 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |