The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5150. | infolepsy (acceleradiance) | 102.07 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 5151. | Erik (dasklumpital) | 102.06 | 97% | 2013-03-19 |
| 5152. | Eli (elithesped) | 102.05 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 5153. | Max (convie) | 102.05 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 5154. | Rafaella (strandash) | 102.05 | 99% | 2014-08-04 |
| 5155. | তন্ময়_2 (better_t... | 102.05 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 5156. | Scott (hedonism_bot) | 102.04 | 95% | 2011-12-05 |
| 5157. | evil (evilvillain) | 102.04 | 96% | 2013-06-17 |
| 5158. | citrus (citrustrack) | 102.04 | 96% | 2019-08-23 |
| 5159. | emerald (jungyeon) | 102.04 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 5160. | Kyle (kylrth) | 102.03 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 5161. | L (l____t) | 102.03 | 99% | 2018-08-11 |
| 5162. | Waffles (thewaffle) | 102.03 | 98% | 2013-10-05 |
| 5163. | SeanG (abnormall88) | 102.03 | 96% | 2014-11-16 |
| 5164. | Christopher (baby_chou) | 102.02 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 5165. | kaelan (kae1) | 102.02 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 5166. | Tess (tessferr93) | 102.01 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 5167. | Chibueze (xwiz) | 102.01 | 99% | 2022-02-05 |
| 5168. | Dex (Dan's friend) (dexter98) | 102.01 | 95% | 2016-08-04 |
| 5169. | Stampe (disiple009) | 102.00 | 95% | 2015-06-17 |
| 5170. | drunk mako (drunk_mako) | 102.00 | 96% | 2018-12-30 |
| 5171. | tim (rudyza) | 102.00 | 95% | 2016-11-07 |
| 5172. | Stupid (stupididiot9) | 101.99 | 96% | 2023-04-27 |
| 5173. | λ (yambda) | 101.99 | 98.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| 5174. | Zacharias (zacheee) | 101.99 | 92% | 2013-12-09 |
| 5175. | random (waltersgo) | 101.97 | 97% | 2022-07-24 |
| 5176. | Jon (loart) | 101.97 | 93% | 2011-10-04 |
| 5177. | Chiang (changchiang) | 101.97 | 94% | 2011-10-09 |
| 5178. | Chris (posz) | 101.97 | 95% | 2017-03-06 |
| 5179. | yaun (yyaun) | 101.96 | 98% | 2013-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |