If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9684. | Marben (skidl0ck_kazaf) | 94.45 | 99% | 2022-09-24 |
| 9685. | ヴィエット (hsdpa365) | 94.45 | 96% | 2023-06-21 |
| 9686. | joe (mcmillybear) | 94.44 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 9687. | gloez (gloez) | 94.44 | 97.9% | 2024-05-21 |
| 9688. | Ryan (fretmo) | 94.44 | 95% | 2022-01-31 |
| 9689. | Michael (whalee) | 94.44 | 99% | 2020-09-11 |
| 9690. | Ire (walkingbus) | 94.43 | 99% | 2024-08-14 |
| 9691. | ianc (xiancamacho) | 94.43 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 9692. | Dat (datboidoe) | 94.43 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 9693. | lunalululu (lunalululu) | 94.43 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 9694. | Daddy (mrdaddy) | 94.43 | 96% | 2019-02-14 |
| 9695. | James (vvjames) | 94.43 | 99% | 2017-12-21 |
| 9696. | Joe (joehadlington) | 94.42 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 9697. | Joey (coxoncable) | 94.41 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 9698. | Addy (egglols) | 94.41 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 9699. | MarxistLeninist (alasma) | 94.41 | 98% | 2017-09-24 |
| 9700. | RyanNXD0120 (xuanduy1269) | 94.40 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9701. | Chris (clibonati) | 94.40 | 99% | 2018-10-22 |
| 9702. | squidite (squidite) | 94.39 | 95.9% | 2024-09-14 |
| 9703. | Antonio (notnotignorant2) | 94.39 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 9704. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 94.39 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9705. | Jonathan (tobeak1026) | 94.38 | 100% | 2023-04-11 |
| 9706. | Conkers (conkers123) | 94.38 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 9707. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 94.38 | 99% | 2023-06-26 |
| 9708. | Stelister (stelister) | 94.38 | 97% | 2024-06-24 |
| 9709. | Terry (ledzeppeman) | 94.38 | 99% | 2019-06-02 |
| 9710. | joe seph (loer) | 94.37 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 9711. | mark.ig (tryingtohavefun1924) | 94.37 | 96% | 2025-06-12 |
| 9712. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 94.37 | 98% | 2025-04-11 |
| 9713. | Bruce (milothatch) | 94.37 | 95% | 2018-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |