I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4921. | Timothy (tim_smithhh) | 106.08 | 99% | 2020-07-05 |
| 4922. | Airblizzard (airblizzard) | 106.08 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 4923. | Kevin (yurts) | 106.07 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| 4924. | Joeart (joeart) | 106.07 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 4925. | Y (tomfoolery42) | 106.07 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 4926. | Darren (thetardis123) | 106.06 | 96.6% | 2023-08-22 |
| 4927. | 💾 (austrohungarianprairi... | 106.06 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 4928. | Perry (typeracer2254) | 106.06 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 4929. | peancelt (peancelt) | 106.05 | 96.8% | 2024-08-25 |
| 4930. | Ha (zgbnt) | 106.05 | 99% | 2020-01-02 |
| 4931. | asqii (askhattt) | 106.04 | 99.4% | 2024-06-17 |
| 4932. | Jack (elbowlick) | 106.04 | 99% | 2024-03-27 |
| 4933. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 106.04 | 96% | 2019-06-01 |
| 4934. | Raúl (cazanova01) | 106.03 | 96% | 2024-09-11 |
| 4935. | Eduardo (purplehaha) | 106.03 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| 4936. | Benji (bmhowie2011) | 106.02 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 4937. | Pakistan (humayunhassan69) | 106.01 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| 4938. | Ted (xted) | 106.01 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 4939. | Ram (balint5001) | 106.00 | 99% | 2017-06-09 |
| 4940. | Jake (jakeypancakey) | 106.00 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 4941. | Declan (deccazz) | 106.00 | 100% | 2022-09-18 |
| 4942. | accuracy (fghgk3478) | 105.99 | 96.6% | 2025-02-01 |
| 4943. | ayc (ayc4444) | 105.98 | 98.3% | 2025-03-15 |
| 4944. | Aproop (aproop) | 105.98 | 99% | 2018-06-20 |
| 4945. | je398338 (je398338) | 105.98 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 4946. | Anthony (twonifer) | 105.97 | 98% | 2025-07-14 |
| 4947. | Patriotic man (husian323) | 105.97 | 99% | 2025-06-15 |
| 4948. | Hamski (maythose) | 105.97 | 99% | 2017-09-21 |
| 4949. | Matthew (ar223) | 105.96 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 4950. | Lyu (rmvplease) | 105.95 | 97.7% | 2023-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |