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A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."

—from The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, a book by Bill Watterson

Active since June 27, 2017.
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Leaders

Rank	Username	WPM	Accuracy	Date
301.	HotTubStream (hottubstream)	99.79	99%	2019-10-17
302.	ultrashibe (shinesultra)	99.77	96%	2017-10-12
303.	SirSpeedy (sir_speedy)	99.75	99%	2017-09-15
304.	anton (antoine_ego)	99.59	99%	2020-11-25
305.	sykelolxd (sykelolxd)	99.58	97%	2020-11-26
306.	Doiv (doiv23)	99.42	99%	2020-10-19
307.	Nicholas (josh2648)	99.42	98%	2020-08-21
308.	iamsuperior (iaminferior)	99.39	98%	2019-06-21
309.	Tommy (dextonjl)	99.35	97%	2020-11-30
310.	tom (ixjnkeewnoxx)	99.34	97%	2017-09-26
311.	Benjamin (bedavis)	99.28	97%	2018-04-27
312.	winter (enjjj)	99.13	98%	2020-04-03
313.	Michael (mikeytmnt)	99.09	97%	2020-07-04
314.	Ramzan Mubarak 2025 (imtiaz...	99.05	99%	2020-08-11
315.	Kevin (thealphamale)	99.00	99%	2017-12-10
316.	jason (drumdydrum)	98.98	98%	2020-02-02
317.	MooD (xslel)	98.91	98%	2020-11-11
318.	hahnur (hahnurk)	98.84	98%	2018-10-29
319.	t (zyxx)	98.72	97%	2019-11-20
320.	havic (havic9)	98.63	97%	2017-10-18
321.	Stephanie (nvsmv)	98.55	99%	2019-07-05
322.	Fopuy (fopuy)	98.49	99%	2018-09-25
323.	Nice (pranavkum123)	98.37	98%	2020-10-27
324.	Aeros Hockey (peteypablo14)	98.33	99%	2019-11-01
325.	Garrett (gdiegnan147)	98.26	97%	2019-03-04
326.	🏎🐱🏍🦹♂️ (tri...	98.20	97%	2020-11-03
327.	6kg rat (6kg_rat)	98.18	98.5%	2024-06-10
328.	T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb)	98.18	97%	2020-10-30
329.	Sophie (sdw199)	98.11	98%	2019-02-17
330.	Matthew (mattyhassett)	97.97	99%	2019-01-22

Universes

Universe	Races	Average WPM	First Race
Default (English)	7,204	64.97	June 27, 2017
Calvin and Hobbes	61	63.12	November 18, 2020
Instant Death Mode	33	77.26	September 20, 2017
ᗜ Stenography	15	74.33	December 2, 2021