Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1659. | Robert (mcchickunnnn) | 89.71 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
| 1660. | G (zger) | 89.70 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
| 1661. | Amisently (amisently) | 89.68 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 1662. | Annie (annies7669) | 89.67 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 1663. | mky (omkyo) | 89.67 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1664. | Yogi (yoghurt_) | 89.66 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1665. | Jack (jr9810) | 89.66 | 98% | 2018-07-02 |
| 1666. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 89.65 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1667. | Randy (rhomusic) | 89.65 | 98% | 2020-06-26 |
| 1668. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 89.64 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
| 1669. | n00b (gimape07) | 89.63 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 1670. | Darren (darren193) | 89.63 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1671. | Calvin (fullrespect) | 89.61 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 1672. | Person (relearner) | 89.61 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1673. | Choo (iplaygame123) | 89.60 | 95% | 2017-09-19 |
| 1674. | Immanuel (gwowi) | 89.59 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| 1675. | MooD (xslel) | 89.56 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1676. | ＴＯＭＭＹ (taweesoft) | 89.56 | 97% | 2017-10-14 |
| 1677. | Pbev (pbev) | 89.56 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1678. | natalie (natannelie) | 89.55 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 1679. | Matthew (autonous) | 89.53 | 96% | 2019-03-24 |
| 1680. | Sonia (snusnu92) | 89.53 | 98% | 2019-06-25 |
| 1681. | bflow (bflowers) | 89.52 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
| 1682. | i cant type im trash (darkn... | 89.50 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 1683. | Brad (thaboggla) | 89.49 | 98% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1684. | Primaski (primaltare) | 89.47 | 95% | 2019-09-28 |
| 1685. | Josh (joshblatt) | 89.46 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
| 1686. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 89.46 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 1687. | cruderustle (cruderustle) | 89.45 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
| 1688. | Chad (godchad) | 89.45 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |