You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1658. | Walter (kair0z) | 79.82 | 97% | 2019-07-03 |
| 1659. | G (zger) | 79.82 | 96% | 2019-12-30 |
| 1660. | Yuuta (outcastst) | 79.81 | 96% | 2020-06-18 |
| 1661. | Jaskirat (jaskiratsingh) | 79.81 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 1662. | Pedro (timboly3) | 79.81 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 1663. | t (zyxx) | 79.78 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 1664. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 79.75 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1665. | Mike (mikew123) | 79.74 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 1666. | actimols (actimols) | 79.73 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 1667. | Floopy (floopy__) | 79.73 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1668. | Simon (semme01) | 79.70 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
| 1669. | joe (lerler246) | 79.69 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1670. | Turtle (4maz3d) | 79.68 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1671. | Victor (susavile) | 79.68 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 1672. | Daniel (gismo359) | 79.67 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 1673. | emelie (emunch7) | 79.64 | 97% | 2018-04-01 |
| 1674. | MooD (xslel) | 79.62 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 1675. | Karol (jason2) | 79.62 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 1676. | Tyler (typeler) | 79.59 | 96% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1677. | Tyler (luffymonk3y) | 79.55 | 94% | 2019-10-02 |
| 1678. | nibble (nibbleds) | 79.54 | 97% | 2019-11-03 |
| 1679. | Kai (gigadelic) | 79.50 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 1680. | BPockets (bpockets) | 79.49 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1681. | Can (tpcm) | 79.47 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 1682. | crow (ph4tomz) | 79.43 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1683. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 79.43 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1684. | nameless- (ardnn) | 79.39 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 1685. | Ethan (et61666) | 79.37 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 1686. | Ahobby (ahobby98) | 79.37 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 1687. | Holly (runningnurse) | 79.33 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |