So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15601. | Leonardo (gabdalf) | 75.24 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 15602. | Vraj (i_type_really_slow_ok) | 75.24 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 15603. | Xenos (xenosx909) | 75.24 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 15604. | Lukas (bluistoasty) | 75.24 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 15605. | Elia (eliaecoyote) | 75.24 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 15606. | Chris (patterns) | 75.24 | 99% | 2016-09-13 |
| 15607. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 75.23 | 94% | 2015-06-26 |
| 15608. | oakles (oakles) | 75.23 | 87% | 2014-12-14 |
| 15609. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 75.23 | 97% | 2020-07-26 |
| 15610. | tsutra (gliffyr) | 75.23 | 92% | 2012-08-29 |
| 15611. | Claire (claire) | 75.23 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 15612. | thu (lesinh) | 75.23 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 15613. | Mary (wpj7321) | 75.23 | 98% | 2014-05-02 |
| 15614. | Susie (susieq22) | 75.23 | 94% | 2018-01-31 |
| 15615. | Henrikas (henrikasj) | 75.23 | 93% | 2013-03-13 |
| 15616. | How r u? (apololzed) | 75.23 | 96% | 2013-01-24 |
| 15617. | MooD (xslel) | 75.22 | 97.5% | 2021-02-15 |
| 15618. | Mel (nc0de) | 75.22 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 15619. | Leonardo (ambrosioleonardo) | 75.22 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 15620. | Racki (racki) | 75.22 | 94% | 2016-06-01 |
| 15621. | Huy (huyngo) | 75.22 | 85% | 2014-03-20 |
| 15622. | :3 (saschiablouse) | 75.22 | 96% | 2016-03-05 |
| 15623. | Rosie (poppyp) | 75.22 | 97% | 2015-06-27 |
| 15624. | amran (netcse) | 75.22 | 96% | 2016-08-19 |
| 15625. | Chris (chrissstone) | 75.21 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 15626. | asdfas (relashish) | 75.20 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 15627. | Mutahir (_mutahir_) | 75.20 | 94% | 2015-05-29 |
| 15628. | Dammsugaren (dammsugaren) | 75.19 | 95% | 2021-11-12 |
| 15629. | Samantha (trueanimaldefender6) | 75.19 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 15630. | Abhi (geekyabhi) | 75.19 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |