And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12793. | Jalil (jaybyrrd) | 91.87 | 91% | 2016-10-22 |
| 12794. | Andy (andytothebrain) | 91.87 | 95% | 2015-01-21 |
| 12795. | Irvin (ceopenguin) | 91.86 | 96% | 2015-09-15 |
| 12796. | Alvin (vinch23) | 91.86 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 12797. | Robert (nforcer) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 12798. | baekd (baekde) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 12799. | Ham (bladen_s) | 91.86 | 95% | 2015-11-16 |
| 12800. | No please (98accwhen) | 91.85 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 12801. | slow (mechanical1) | 91.85 | 99% | 2017-08-22 |
| 12802. | Boss (velocitya) | 91.85 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 12803. | Ryan On (ryanon0127) | 91.85 | 99% | 2022-05-05 |
| 12804. | sda (sdaa) | 91.85 | 99% | 2018-06-12 |
| 12805. | AznDibs (azndibs) | 91.85 | 95% | 2016-02-28 |
| 12806. | oogy (owogy) | 91.84 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 12807. | Blaise (veresb14) | 91.84 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 12808. | skywalker123 (skywalker123) | 91.84 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 12809. | Daniel (fragil1ty) | 91.83 | 92% | 2016-08-13 |
| 12810. | MooD (xslel) | 91.83 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 12811. | Benjamin (blumentopf) | 91.83 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12812. | Nat (nat221b) | 91.82 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 12813. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 91.82 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 12814. | Andrew (get_hyped20) | 91.82 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 12815. | eg (chorbe) | 91.82 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 12816. | Sarah (roswes23) | 91.82 | 95% | 2011-07-12 |
| 12817. | Minh Hieu (rockerhieu) | 91.82 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 12818. | pwner (iwillpwnu) | 91.82 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 12819. | Saidami (gosaydami) | 91.82 | 95% | 2016-03-28 |
| 12820. | Eleni (blossomhelen) | 91.82 | 95% | 2017-06-09 |
| 12821. | Rika (16yoshino16) | 91.81 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 12822. | Quan (awesomesaucecpp) | 91.81 | 95% | 2015-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |