As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7718. | LemonCatTAT (kiddie_sallie) | 89.27 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 7719. | Zoom Zoom (soccerman12345) | 89.27 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 7720. | . (brazalik) | 89.27 | 93% | 2015-04-05 |
| 7721. | Sudin Bagale (sudamaharidas) | 89.26 | 99.1% | 2024-10-03 |
| 7722. | wiyu (wiyu) | 89.26 | 97.8% | 2023-06-24 |
| 7723. | Matt (mattz0r98) | 89.26 | 96% | 2025-03-09 |
| 7724. | Keys (disappointed_d) | 89.26 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 7725. | strayduck (strayduck) | 89.25 | 99.3% | 2024-11-05 |
| 7726. | Zhenrui (rasuulah) | 89.25 | 93% | 2016-12-25 |
| 7727. | Belgarde (reiner24) | 89.24 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
| 7728. | Apprentoc (apprentoc) | 89.24 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 7729. | Driew (driew) | 89.24 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 7730. | Danny (iidannyt) | 89.24 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 7731. | yj (yjsnpi) | 89.24 | 93% | 2015-08-12 |
| 7732. | Dambi (tomino) | 89.24 | 98% | 2024-07-23 |
| 7733. | dixon (dixonticonderoga) | 89.23 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 7734. | ethan (minimomo) | 89.22 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 7735. | Aytac (aytac_neigel27) | 89.22 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 7736. | Joel (xsinova) | 89.22 | 100% | 2017-12-07 |
| 7737. | Markus Simic (its_raspyii) | 89.21 | 97.6% | 2025-05-26 |
| 7738. | kwer (kwerwurgor) | 89.21 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 7739. | Hamood (obamathebunga) | 89.21 | 97% | 2024-10-19 |
| 7740. | Grammy (gramm_y) | 89.21 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 7741. | Isauro (mati002) | 89.21 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
| 7742. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 89.20 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 7743. | Yuzu (rice_senpai) | 89.20 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 7744. | joe (lerler246) | 89.20 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 7745. | Mason (nosamnm) | 89.20 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 7746. | AJ (zap101) | 89.20 | 92% | 2016-04-01 |
| 7747. | chan (blackstarnova) | 89.20 | 90% | 2015-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |