The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11478. | jerome (jonaslabryinth) | 86.39 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 11479. | हर्ष (whane_johnson... | 86.39 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 11480. | Aravind (karaju) | 86.39 | 92% | 2014-05-21 |
| 11481. | Michal (psusylovar) | 86.39 | — | 2011-02-12 |
| 11482. | Ryan (ryguy2fly) | 86.38 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 11483. | Bob (goatnotsheep) | 86.38 | — | 2010-10-02 |
| 11484. | Alex (shreddy_typer) | 86.38 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 11485. | Michael (notmaiku) | 86.38 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11486. | Black Badge (rolls_royce) | 86.38 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 11487. | huu duy (huu_duy99) | 86.38 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 11488. | z (randomosity) | 86.38 | 96% | 2015-02-04 |
| 11489. | Gramm (alternativeink) | 86.38 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 11490. | bruh (kitaikira) | 86.37 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
| 11491. | Kat (kattvakt) | 86.37 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 11492. | Boom (moeroach) | 86.37 | 96% | 2013-04-29 |
| 11493. | Janc (psyy1234) | 86.37 | 98% | 2016-11-03 |
| 11494. | Rel (religious09) | 86.36 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 11495. | John (gummyii) | 86.36 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 11496. | Typety type (xrzde36) | 86.36 | 95% | 2014-09-10 |
| 11497. | Schnu (schnu) | 86.36 | 96% | 2012-10-31 |
| 11498. | SeringmaLimbu (seringma_limbu) | 86.35 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
| 11499. | Laura (laurab12) | 86.35 | 96.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 11500. | Killa (killadp) | 86.35 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 11501. | Nathan (slowtyping) | 86.35 | 95% | 2011-04-06 |
| 11502. | James (beatnik307) | 86.35 | 99% | 2015-01-07 |
| 11503. | Hamid (arag0rn9) | 86.34 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 11504. | Dan (bocadillas) | 86.34 | 98% | 2020-03-08 |
| 11505. | Marco (marcomilo) | 86.34 | 95% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11506. | The Llama (callmellama) | 86.34 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 11507. | Kurta (kurtaga) | 86.34 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |