The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9781. | Dylan (nguyenthedylan) | 88.48 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 9782. | Mookie (mookieghana) | 88.47 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 9783. | Ethan (conanethan) | 88.47 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 9784. | RunDMZ (rundmz) | 88.46 | 96.8% | 2024-11-07 |
| 9785. | Nick (novelkeycreams) | 88.46 | 97% | 2024-05-21 |
| 9786. | Emily (snowserpent) | 88.46 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 9787. | Brent (tyrranicide) | 88.46 | 91% | 2014-03-06 |
| 9788. | Tom (tomw03) | 88.46 | 94% | 2017-02-21 |
| 9789. | John (soulsforhire) | 88.46 | 94% | 2014-11-22 |
| 9790. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 88.46 | 96% | 2015-05-06 |
| 9791. | MrQuality (mr_quality) | 88.45 | 97.2% | 2024-08-14 |
| 9792. | Soup-Sus (soupsus) | 88.45 | 96% | 2025-02-21 |
| 9793. | Aaron (oofle007) | 88.45 | 97% | 2024-06-17 |
| 9794. | henlo (ireason) | 88.45 | 94% | 2015-05-20 |
| 9795. | Chris (planedriver) | 88.45 | 94% | 2016-04-24 |
| 9796. | @CHARMYTH (charmyth) | 88.45 | 96% | 2012-12-05 |
| 9797. | Varun Pratap Singh (malakh6... | 88.44 | 96.4% | 2024-01-01 |
| 9798. | yt.com @breadnjoos (gyringr... | 88.44 | 97.4% | 2024-12-30 |
| 9799. | jinyu (luojinyu) | 88.44 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 9800. | tapos (mykdspyk) | 88.44 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 9801. | XrXr (xrxr) | 88.44 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 9802. | Dirty Back (dirtyback) | 88.43 | 97% | 2024-11-25 |
| 9803. | Morp (8211morp) | 88.43 | 95.5% | 2024-07-28 |
| 9804. | Oliwier (olix04) | 88.43 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 9805. | Jer (grumz) | 88.43 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9806. | SpicyAsianBoy (spicyasianboy) | 88.43 | 95% | 2017-02-21 |
| 9807. | Eoin (eoing) | 88.43 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 9808. | Martin (zarrix) | 88.43 | 88% | 2016-08-20 |
| 9809. | Scott (residings) | 88.42 | 93% | 2016-05-12 |
| 9810. | Andrew (rentor) | 88.42 | 97% | 2016-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |