As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6058. | Seitelha (seitelha) | 93.94 | 97.6% | 2024-01-22 |
6059. | pingx (jpairat) | 93.94 | 97% | 2022-03-21 |
6060. | Erik (er_a) | 93.93 | 96% | 2019-09-13 |
6061. | James Bond (james_bond777) | 93.93 | 98% | 2023-11-11 |
6062. | Jose (marlak777) | 93.93 | 96% | 2016-06-24 |
6063. | Cid (cidmctab) | 93.93 | 99% | 2017-01-13 |
6064. | goober (megumin00) | 93.92 | 96.8% | 2021-02-15 |
6065. | Haripazha (haripazha) | 93.91 | 96% | 2016-08-02 |
6066. | Gavin (fuzzlightbeard) | 93.91 | 95% | 2017-01-11 |
6067. | Tristan (tristanhilton85) | 93.90 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
6068. | Emilio (emilioc) | 93.90 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
6069. | grace (gcm02) | 93.89 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
6070. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 93.89 | 100% | 2023-03-05 |
6071. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 93.89 | 98% | 2024-07-22 |
6072. | JK (loljkgo) | 93.89 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
6073. | Jordan (stumbledore) | 93.89 | 93% | 2016-05-09 |
6074. | Bruce (kabayakii) | 93.88 | 96% | 2016-11-01 |
6075. | Jay Chang (nowtypingforjay) | 93.88 | 96.7% | 2025-03-04 |
6076. | tstats[ritizzzz] (ritizzzz) | 93.88 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
6077. | Julius (solenopsis) | 93.88 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
6078. | thisandablunt (mdangeloc) | 93.88 | 100% | 2022-06-03 |
6079. | Turdsplitter (chikenfiter) | 93.88 | 97% | 2016-01-05 |
6080. | ㅤ (pinktortoise) | 93.88 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
6081. | yourallbad (yourallbad) | 93.88 | 95.7% | 2024-02-02 |
6082. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 93.88 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
6083. | Max (winstonlisa) | 93.88 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
6084. | boxxibis (boxxibis) | 93.88 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
6085. | XrXr (xrxr) | 93.88 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
6086. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 93.88 | 99% | 2018-10-23 |
6087. | Rev (rev_) | 93.87 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |