As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9100. | SabinShrestha (horrendousre... | 85.58 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 9101. | Loser (tiki1234) | 85.57 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 9102. | Adam (enormous_potato) | 85.57 | 99% | 2019-11-05 |
| 9103. | Imou (imoumon) | 85.56 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 9104. | Tim (slowpoke_99) | 85.56 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
| 9105. | 3.14 (rom3_141592) | 85.56 | 98.2% | 2023-06-09 |
| 9106. | Nightwing (nightwing2015) | 85.56 | 94% | 2015-07-29 |
| 9107. | Cam (ocanadia) | 85.56 | 95% | 2015-06-08 |
| 9108. | xx (x_cx_cc_j) | 85.55 | 97.6% | 2025-02-28 |
| 9109. | Thomas (xxlaptoptypezxx) | 85.55 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 9110. | Dan (dabombdanh) | 85.55 | 99% | 2019-03-23 |
| 9111. | scotish (scotishcham) | 85.55 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 9112. | MO$$ (monilyn) | 85.55 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 9113. | Kevin (kg0184) | 85.55 | 98% | 2017-07-22 |
| 9114. | Lucca (9fingersonly) | 85.55 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 9115. | joshrhily (joshrhily) | 85.54 | 97% | 2023-11-03 |
| 9116. | Susie (soozer) | 85.53 | 94% | 2015-09-07 |
| 9117. | Qwerty___ (qwertywpm) | 85.53 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 9118. | Kilian (xplodingforce) | 85.53 | 94% | 2016-05-01 |
| 9119. | Jerry (jyoung2gu) | 85.53 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
| 9120. | Chance (chances019) | 85.53 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9121. | parth (parthvaghela) | 85.52 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 9122. | Darrell (rocky814) | 85.52 | 94% | 2016-06-28 |
| 9123. | Arc (arcaneghost) | 85.51 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9124. | Tom (brionel) | 85.51 | 97% | 2016-02-12 |
| 9125. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 85.50 | 97.8% | 2024-08-29 |
| 9126. | NeTravaillezJamais (utenret) | 85.49 | 97% | 2024-07-15 |
| 9127. | Santiago (drebexler) | 85.49 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 9128. | Dkoctro (dkoctro) | 85.49 | 94% | 2022-09-18 |
| 9129. | Tonasky (tonasky) | 85.49 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |