So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13128. | (kakmumsaren) | 79.29 | 93% | 2015-05-04 |
| 13129. | (asoka751) | 79.28 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 13130. | (lunyx12) | 79.28 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 13131. | (joubini) | 79.28 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 13132. | James (jpnjpn6) | 79.28 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 13133. | (black_life941) | 79.28 | 92% | 2012-09-23 |
| 13134. | (tolagali) | 79.28 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 13135. | (thanasis2002) | 79.28 | 92% | 2016-05-01 |
| 13136. | Garrett (gare_jordans) | 79.27 | 94% | 2016-05-29 |
| 13137. | (illuminator) | 79.27 | 95% | 2015-08-29 |
| 13138. | (amit123_gupta) | 79.27 | 94% | 2011-08-18 |
| 13139. | Milos (vampirespeed) | 79.27 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 13140. | (titogreg) | 79.27 | 91% | 2014-05-28 |
| 13141. | (bargling) | 79.27 | 93% | 2011-12-26 |
| 13142. | (prince_michaels2001) | 79.27 | 93% | 2012-04-17 |
| 13143. | (perbeteshor10) | 79.27 | 94% | 2012-11-17 |
| 13144. | (jonahj45) | 79.26 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 13145. | (djiego) | 79.26 | 95% | 2013-02-21 |
| 13146. | Kilian (xplodingforce) | 79.26 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 13147. | (justintime17) | 79.26 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 13148. | (piska_) | 79.25 | 95% | 2022-05-27 |
| 13149. | (magzse7en) | 79.25 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 13150. | (corraaaaallll) | 79.25 | 98.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13151. | (flamesword) | 79.25 | 95% | 2011-06-15 |
| 13152. | (hbguy1234) | 79.25 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 13153. | Bofa (pieluver123) | 79.25 | 92% | 2014-11-28 |
| 13154. | (ligress) | 79.24 | 94% | 2011-06-20 |
| 13155. | Seton Catholic (setoncatholic) | 79.24 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
| 13156. | HimeragiYukina (himeragiyuk... | 79.24 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 13157. | (psychosomatic) | 79.24 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |