And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18176. | Temirulan (mtemirulan) | 82.28 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| 18177. | Luca (lorentsz) | 82.28 | 97% | 2012-12-17 |
| 18178. | Mati🅱IKL (mati2ooo) | 82.28 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 18179. | Russell (neoques) | 82.28 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 18180. | Kevin (trunkate) | 82.28 | 92% | 2017-03-20 |
| 18181. | Marguerite (this3fingies) | 82.28 | 95% | 2022-05-29 |
| 18182. | Ciaran (exhilarates) | 82.27 | 95% | 2018-07-04 |
| 18183. | Branimir (pectoralismajor) | 82.27 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
| 18184. | Ryan (rahzero) | 82.27 | 94% | 2011-06-02 |
| 18185. | punit (thakelatyper) | 82.27 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 18186. | Vyktor (kingvyktor45) | 82.27 | 99% | 2020-06-11 |
| 18187. | Nick (jellywizard) | 82.27 | — | 2010-08-24 |
| 18188. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 82.27 | 99% | 2018-09-25 |
| 18189. | Simon (siggyyo) | 82.26 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 18190. | Sarthak (mystic7) | 82.26 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 18191. | Bhushan (_not_a_typist) | 82.26 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 18192. | Robert (trewgrip1) | 82.25 | 95% | 2014-05-12 |
| 18193. | vircatro (vircatro) | 82.25 | 98% | 2013-11-22 |
| 18194. | Manu (manuruz) | 82.25 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 18195. | Ivan (dide1818) | 82.25 | 96.8% | 2023-09-26 |
| 18196. | maltinyu (maltinyu) | 82.25 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 18197. | Kilian (xplodingforce) | 82.25 | 96% | 2016-04-30 |
| 18198. | Bob (fearlessreality) | 82.24 | 97% | 2016-10-29 |
| 18199. | Jerry (yello_downunder) | 82.24 | 100% | 2013-03-15 |
| 18200. | Bryan (bkjin01) | 82.24 | 95% | 2016-08-02 |
| 18201. | napppyuuu (napppyu) | 82.24 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 18202. | Kyle (minimoose12) | 82.24 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 18203. | duckyful (duckydatyper) | 82.24 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 18204. | fafortate (fafortate) | 82.23 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 18205. | Amber (agardner) | 82.23 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |