As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25024. | Noman (monkeywarrior1334) | 45.49 | 95% | 2022-10-01 |
| 25025. | Thomas (rockslide) | 45.49 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 25026. | kdjaiel (nobody42) | 45.48 | 93% | 2022-02-22 |
| 25027. | BR3ND4N (bjlaughs) | 45.48 | 88% | 2016-03-11 |
| 25028. | Nik (nik91) | 45.47 | 92% | 2021-03-14 |
| 25029. | Swap (swap12875) | 45.44 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 25030. | Tomppa (_tomppa7_) | 45.44 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 25031. | aldrin (h3leo) | 45.44 | 95% | 2020-03-09 |
| 25032. | Duke (duke_cuckington69) | 45.43 | 91% | 2021-07-14 |
| 25033. | Joel (bilbo922) | 45.43 | 98% | 2016-11-04 |
| 25034. | Dhavan (dhavan) | 45.42 | 93% | 2022-04-11 |
| 25035. | AAA (tadpole_person) | 45.40 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 25036. | Emmanuel (ciscoswags) | 45.40 | 89% | 2016-08-17 |
| 25037. | TOAN (duc966) | 45.39 | 94% | 2021-08-31 |
| 25038. | Phil (gunner_shents) | 45.39 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 25039. | Esmael (esmael_) | 45.39 | 92% | 2022-10-29 |
| 25040. | Moritz (xp0s31d0nx99) | 45.38 | 94% | 2019-09-03 |
| 25041. | (`ー´) (seungwan) | 45.38 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 25042. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 45.38 | 94% | 2018-11-03 |
| 25043. | Necy (necypeepee) | 45.37 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
| 25044. | X-WindTyper-X (windtyper91) | 45.37 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
| 25045. | 大鳥 (mis123) | 45.37 | 90% | 2015-04-17 |
| 25046. | Raphael (wrathcodes) | 45.36 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 25047. | ManBear (manbrpg512) | 45.35 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 25048. | Eli (eiervonsatan) | 45.35 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 25049. | Alexander (flaxplaxtypes) | 45.34 | 93% | 2020-08-18 |
| 25050. | Jax (jax_steph) | 45.34 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
| 25051. | khalil (khalilfa) | 45.34 | 94% | 2021-09-17 |
| 25052. | Peter (anonpc) | 45.34 | 91% | 2015-12-29 |
| 25053. | Abdulrahman (abdulrahmanal_... | 45.33 | 92% | 2023-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |