The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25371. | aranav (aranavkacker) | 63.60 | 96% | 2019-05-17 |
| 25372. | zkancs (zkancs) | 63.60 | 93% | 2016-12-22 |
| 25373. | Pawel (ppiotrowicz) | 63.60 | 94% | 2014-01-29 |
| 25374. | qwerty (suicidepepe) | 63.59 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 25375. | john (maxbeater) | 63.59 | 92% | 2021-01-02 |
| 25376. | Axel (krohzy) | 63.59 | 88% | 2013-04-20 |
| 25377. | ZR (zzrjoe) | 63.59 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 25378. | Fabian (argi) | 63.59 | 89% | 2013-01-21 |
| 25379. | Mae (maec) | 63.59 | 96% | 2014-08-11 |
| 25380. | Pete (peteau) | 63.59 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 25381. | Fri5day (wongkokpin) | 63.59 | 92% | 2015-02-26 |
| 25382. | Krimmson (wrk4thjkr) | 63.58 | 94.2% | 2023-08-14 |
| 25383. | smegg (smeggbrain) | 63.58 | 98% | 2012-03-14 |
| 25384. | Brian (mrfixit42) | 63.58 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 25385. | mehul (mehulmacwan) | 63.58 | 98% | 2014-07-03 |
| 25386. | Ed (cyancity) | 63.58 | 96% | 2016-11-27 |
| 25387. | Shayan (shayanp) | 63.57 | 90% | 2016-10-01 |
| 25388. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 63.57 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 25389. | Moritz (xp0s31d0nx99) | 63.57 | 95% | 2022-03-08 |
| 25390. | Nathaniel (scryo) | 63.57 | 95% | 2022-01-14 |
| 25391. | Joona (waks4ik) | 63.57 | 94% | 2012-10-30 |
| 25392. | Kennedy (kennedykozak) | 63.56 | 95% | 2022-06-23 |
| 25393. | Marty (heelgut) | 63.56 | 93% | 2014-12-24 |
| 25394. | Sultan (sultanreal) | 63.56 | 95% | 2023-08-23 |
| 25395. | Ben (benyefet) | 63.56 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
| 25396. | Huy (thala321) | 63.56 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 25397. | Victor (flipoffer13) | 63.56 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
| 25398. | Miwck (miwck) | 63.56 | 98% | 2012-11-12 |
| 25399. | turtle (vsalyha) | 63.55 | 96% | 2023-10-13 |
| 25400. | Fahmi (3k0d) | 63.55 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |