So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23781. | Baws (zelvix) | 62.61 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 23782. | Kevin (jagulep) | 62.61 | 97% | 2016-09-20 |
| 23783. | Robert (erich42791) | 62.60 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 23784. | Bee (berinth) | 62.60 | 97% | 2014-02-06 |
| 23785. | Konstantin (kost91n) | 62.60 | 96% | 2020-02-17 |
| 23786. | Leo (ottiy0l0r04l) | 62.60 | 95% | 2020-03-13 |
| 23787. | ReDyrme (redyrme) | 62.60 | 87% | 2016-01-26 |
| 23788. | imscreecher (imscreecher) | 62.60 | 95% | 2022-01-28 |
| 23789. | Direwolf (abdelmoezhj) | 62.60 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 23790. | Nicolas (morgoth890steno) | 62.59 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 23791. | Pepe (bojak) | 62.59 | 97% | 2020-06-06 |
| 23792. | Saurav (saurav_anwar) | 62.59 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 23793. | ~~^^____--++ (monaj) | 62.59 | 94% | 2014-10-28 |
| 23794. | sam (sambecket) | 62.59 | 93% | 2014-10-26 |
| 23795. | luz (luzyb92109) | 62.58 | 96% | 2023-08-31 |
| 23796. | Jayy (ruin) | 62.58 | — | 2010-10-01 |
| 23797. | MRT (mrt_sorry) | 62.57 | 96.7% | 2023-10-22 |
| 23798. | Jack (putridllama) | 62.57 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 23799. | Moritz (xp0s31d0nx99) | 62.57 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 23800. | Nick (nickja) | 62.57 | 98% | 2014-05-11 |
| 23801. | DeadEye03 (deadeye03) | 62.57 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 23802. | Danyon (danyonjarvis) | 62.56 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 23803. | Erlan (tulpar) | 62.56 | 93% | 2015-02-18 |
| 23804. | Eric (misterdude812) | 62.55 | 95% | 2019-09-16 |
| 23805. | J (sonicbolt) | 62.55 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 23806. | Ehrick (ehrick_rhed) | 62.55 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 23807. | Nasrullah (nasrullah) | 62.55 | 94% | 2012-08-09 |
| 23808. | Kimberly (kimm10) | 62.55 | 98% | 2013-07-30 |
| 23809. | Dx†R (dxtr112591) | 62.55 | 94% | 2014-12-26 |
| 23810. | Kiki (kiki_lu) | 62.55 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |