Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3596. | Linus (cicada_3301) | 72.30 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 3597. | Xingjian (simulated_anneal) | 72.29 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3598. | Raz (adashi) | 72.28 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 3599. | Pepe (peperojel) | 72.25 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
| 3600. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 72.25 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3601. | Eric (qwarts) | 72.23 | 94% | 2020-10-07 |
| 3602. | Jump (toadjump) | 72.23 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 3603. | dean (sadists) | 72.22 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 3604. | chepchombir (chepchombir) | 72.22 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 3605. | Ishaan (ishaan600) | 72.21 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 3606. | Mo (moedd) | 72.21 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 3607. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 72.20 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 3608. | Renzo (renzo1o) | 72.20 | 96% | 2018-08-12 |
| 3609. | Soren Nilsen (wmf992) | 72.18 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 3610. | πΊππππππ... | 72.17 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 3611. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 72.17 | 95% | 2018-04-19 |
| 3612. | Stijn (xmaximerr) | 72.15 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3613. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 72.14 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 3614. | Suzy (poisonedtree) | 72.13 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 3615. | Justin (justin1013) | 72.13 | 99% | 2017-08-22 |
| 3616. | NagaSaki (niggasaki) | 72.12 | 95% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3617. | Yoga (eggnormous) | 72.12 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 3618. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 72.11 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 3619. | Guest (gu35t_) | 72.10 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 3620. | D-Boy (tekkaman_blade) | 72.09 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 3621. | Tee (knightdrop) | 72.09 | 95% | 2020-01-30 |
| 3622. | Joris (zjories) | 72.09 | 97% | 2017-07-05 |
| 3623. | Martyn (husseybear) | 72.08 | 96% | 2018-06-23 |
| 3624. | Elzhan (stayal0ne) | 72.08 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 3625. | Fate (fatepm) | 72.07 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| α Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |