As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11963. | Jason (jasonfrazure) | 79.57 | 96% | 2016-01-15 |
| 11964. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 79.57 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 11965. | A (andrewg124) | 79.56 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 11966. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 79.56 | 98% | 2020-08-15 |
| 11967. | Swaraj (swarajpande4) | 79.56 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 11968. | Luffy (niloy2k76) | 79.56 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 11969. | Ixbalanke (ixbalanke) | 79.56 | 100% | 2016-05-24 |
| 11970. | Sophia (littleasiankid8) | 79.55 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 11971. | Year (yearthree) | 79.55 | 95% | 2024-05-05 |
| 11972. | Geordie (geordstar123) | 79.55 | 92% | 2016-08-13 |
| 11973. | someone (someone845) | 79.54 | 97% | 2016-03-12 |
| 11974. | Mike (quake2bestgame) | 79.54 | 99% | 2018-11-24 |
| 11975. | Olexiy (lexk) | 79.54 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 11976. | Cell (cell) | 79.54 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
| 11977. | Clovinlee (clovinlee) | 79.53 | 86% | 2015-11-05 |
| 11978. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 79.53 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 11979. | Xiao (xiaosuji) | 79.52 | 94.3% | 2024-05-30 |
| 11980. | Emma (thiccladyfingers) | 79.52 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 11981. | Robert (elitists) | 79.52 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 11982. | Dick (hyoihz) | 79.52 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 11983. | Cody (foggen) | 79.51 | 88% | 2015-09-10 |
| 11984. | Pizza (bagged_milk) | 79.51 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11985. | Shane (unsociallist2) | 79.51 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 11986. | Cyn (cynthesia) | 79.51 | 96% | 2020-01-24 |
| 11987. | Steve (folger) | 79.51 | 99% | 2016-02-16 |
| 11988. | morderca_klawiatur (morderc... | 79.50 | 99% | 2022-11-11 |
| 11989. | Sam (special_cookie) | 79.50 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 11990. | enminnrawr (zxcvbnm2001) | 79.50 | 99.1% | 2025-02-01 |
| 11991. | chesco (chesco97) | 79.50 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 11992. | [KR]Speed (whrkdgur12) | 79.50 | 98% | 2015-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |