As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6788. | Mata (dragon261) | 91.26 | 96% | 2016-07-05 |
| 6789. | Vities (vities) | 91.25 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
| 6790. | Horny (bigben223) | 91.25 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
| 6791. | Azerty 0w0 (benz_) | 91.25 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 6792. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 91.25 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 6793. | Ryo (falcon5525) | 91.25 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
| 6794. | Robert (jstlink) | 91.25 | 94% | 2016-03-22 |
| 6795. | Audric (audriccl) | 91.25 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
| 6796. | Kaylee (kaycamper19) | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 6797. | Jesse (sarrod) | 91.24 | 96.7% | 2023-09-25 |
| 6798. | Theroarx (theroarx) | 91.24 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
| 6799. | PuKing (highestheaven) | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 6800. | projectfupagain (projectfup... | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 6801. | darkasmysoul (mac_black) | 91.24 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
| 6802. | Master (mcrockett) | 91.24 | 98% | 2015-05-21 |
| 6803. | Jay (jdpthota) | 91.24 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| 6804. | Charlie (xharlie) | 91.23 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 6805. | Icurus (icurusgg) | 91.23 | 96% | 2022-12-15 |
| 6806. | Office Assistant (office_as... | 91.23 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
| 6807. | Chase (chasericker003) | 91.23 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
| 6808. | Daniel (danfun64) | 91.23 | 96% | 2016-01-14 |
| 6809. | Joe (banjoecommando) | 91.22 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 6810. | Zaid (zaids) | 91.22 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 6811. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 91.21 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 6812. | Aidan (sozettaslow21) | 91.20 | 97% | 2024-11-06 |
| 6813. | Eric (ecrw) | 91.20 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 6814. | LAURENZ CLYDE (laurenzclyde... | 91.20 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 6815. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 91.20 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
| 6816. | Zuhaer (zaszuhaer) | 91.19 | 96% | 2022-07-21 |
| 6817. | Eskooty (eskooty) | 91.19 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |