I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8476. | Lee (shriveledegg) | 93.40 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 8477. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 93.40 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 8478. | Brennan (brennanbrown) | 93.39 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 8479. | bush_ (jonitypestyping099) | 93.39 | 97% | 2025-03-26 |
| 8480. | Brennan (brenn52) | 93.39 | 100% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8481. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 93.38 | 100% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8482. | shehry (shehry) | 93.38 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| 8483. | Amoracchius (zeththedarkmage) | 93.38 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 8484. | Ted (tedfantastic) | 93.37 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 8485. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 93.37 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 8486. | rohan (rohanlahiri05) | 93.36 | 98% | 2023-07-28 |
| 8487. | Candlelight (candlelight8) | 93.36 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 8488. | minimilk (minimilk) | 93.36 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8489. | mky (omkyo) | 93.36 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| 8490. | Micah (darkbeastieboy) | 93.35 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8491. | Ali (alish2001) | 93.35 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 8492. | Xenial (xenial_pc) | 93.34 | 100% | 2024-05-13 |
| 8493. | Jacob (flemdog) | 93.34 | 98% | 2024-05-29 |
| 8494. | slowpoke (ploperq) | 93.34 | 98% | 2024-09-06 |
| 8495. | Shawn (faketypewriter) | 93.34 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 8496. | folderb (folderb) | 93.33 | 100% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8497. | _les_ (_les_) | 93.33 | 100% | 2017-08-22 |
| 8498. | JusticeDB (justicedb) | 93.32 | 96.7% | 2024-02-09 |
| 8499. | Scryp (scryp) | 93.32 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 8500. | Birdman (birdman13) | 93.32 | 97.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 8501. | Kelby (haulzy) | 93.32 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 8502. | Peaky (x101) | 93.32 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 8503. | Jack-01 (giacomoscorza) | 93.31 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 8504. | Adam (athrowawaytyper) | 93.31 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
| 8505. | james (jvmesc) | 93.31 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |