The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13385. | MALVO (ryanmalvo) | 94.20 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 13386. | Tom (bigtom) | 94.20 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 13387. | J (nanjsko) | 94.20 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 13388. | puffe (ohra) | 94.20 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 13389. | Daniel (zeth_zeph) | 94.19 | 97% | 2014-12-08 |
| 13390. | Paul Christian (zerhee) | 94.19 | 90% | 2015-08-22 |
| 13391. | Dylan (dylanjsatelle) | 94.19 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 13392. | Satter (marcama) | 94.19 | 94% | 2014-08-07 |
| 13393. | Teer (resorz) | 94.19 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 13394. | Sean (lordvolcan6) | 94.19 | 92% | 2016-02-20 |
| 13395. | Dawg (goon_goonster) | 94.18 | 98% | 2022-03-06 |
| 13396. | Harry (haryan556) | 94.18 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 13397. | dennis (ludennis0606) | 94.18 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 13398. | Molly (mtm09386) | 94.18 | 99% | 2011-06-03 |
| 13399. | rraven (rraven) | 94.18 | 95% | 2012-02-10 |
| 13400. | »»════SACHIN™... | 94.18 | 98% | 2013-09-23 |
| 13401. | Oscar (raxoogf) | 94.17 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
| 13402. | Nick (coyote96) | 94.17 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 13403. | Savu (macaroanaman) | 94.17 | 99% | 2019-01-18 |
| 13404. | JONAS (___jonas___) | 94.17 | 97.7% | 2023-10-17 |
| 13405. | SPQR (tringuyen29) | 94.17 | 96.7% | 2023-10-01 |
| 13406. | Kuy (rou168) | 94.17 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 13407. | connor (arthalias) | 94.17 | 97% | 2015-06-12 |
| 13408. | Stephen (xcaliber219) | 94.17 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 13409. | splagh (splagh) | 94.16 | 96% | 2016-10-07 |
| 13410. | Harvey (alipio_harvey) | 94.16 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 13411. | Justin (justintime17) | 94.16 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 13412. | Diwata (diwata) | 94.16 | 86% | 2012-08-27 |
| 13413. | Hannah (svenskahan) | 94.16 | 93% | 2015-02-13 |
| 13414. | Siddharth (sid.shandilya@gm... | 94.16 | 100% | 2014-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |