The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6965. | e (stalker_lady) | 96.51 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 6966. | Vincent (afkalltim) | 96.51 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 6967. | Nessa (kidd000) | 96.51 | 97% | 2012-05-16 |
| 6968. | pooptea (momochki) | 96.50 | 98% | 2017-04-14 |
| 6969. | Gurishi Gobura (allanlmao1) | 96.50 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 6970. | Mitchell (mitch312) | 96.50 | 93% | 2017-04-22 |
| 6971. | Phlex (phlexplexico) | 96.50 | 96% | 2016-11-21 |
| 6972. | ♠ASDF♠ ✠ (pathfinder14) | 96.50 | 98% | 2014-11-27 |
| 6973. | liam (liom101) | 96.49 | 94% | 2017-03-17 |
| 6974. | bruh (dangthedingdong) | 96.49 | 98% | 2022-11-26 |
| 6975. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 96.49 | 99% | 2018-01-11 |
| 6976. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 96.49 | 99% | 2015-09-15 |
| 6977. | Joe (tankbox) | 96.48 | 96% | 2017-06-01 |
| 6978. | Vic (tvis) | 96.48 | 98% | 2013-10-18 |
| 6979. | Jae-Kyung (jksim11) | 96.48 | 89% | 2015-10-22 |
| 6980. | Pan (masmas) | 96.48 | 98% | 2012-07-30 |
| 6981. | Navigator (navigator23) | 96.47 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 6982. | Jay (xbleedalkalinex) | 96.47 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 6983. | Rheannon (snickers10) | 96.46 | 95% | 2015-04-10 |
| 6984. | Alison (monarca) | 96.46 | 94% | 2013-01-17 |
| 6985. | test1 (test12345678) | 96.45 | 97% | 2019-12-08 |
| 6986. | John (chaosflurry) | 96.45 | 96% | 2017-07-21 |
| 6987. | Ray Philip (jhong050196) | 96.45 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 6988. | Guest (loadlng) | 96.45 | 95% | 2015-06-16 |
| 6989. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 96.44 | 96.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 6990. | J (ippi) | 96.44 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 6991. | Operation Sindoor 🇮🇳 ... | 96.43 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 6992. | Fate (fate_colemak) | 96.43 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 6993. | fen (fen10) | 96.43 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 6994. | Ronald McDonald (arcsenpai) | 96.43 | 95% | 2015-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |