Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3487. | Ivan (evanmico) | 67.21 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 3488. | Byrestinpeace (byrestinpeace) | 67.20 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 3489. | Calum (mumucaca) | 67.18 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3490. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 67.18 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 3491. | Kevan (kevanlim) | 67.16 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 3492. | Dennis (baachou) | 67.16 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 3493. | Richard (richyk1) | 67.16 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 3494. | Philip (philr0203) | 67.15 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
| 3495. | G (gwillson1) | 67.15 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3496. | Sasa (sasatype) | 67.15 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
| 3497. | Brett (savagesapien) | 67.14 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 3498. | Paper (spamllama) | 67.14 | 95% | 2020-06-28 |
| 3499. | Aleksandar (alexbogotac) | 67.12 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3500. | muhammad (faisalwaqas65) | 67.11 | 98% | 2019-09-14 |
| 3501. | Anais (fudgeebarr) | 67.11 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 3502. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 67.10 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 3503. | Barton (xbarton) | 67.08 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
| 3504. | JP (jaseeljp) | 67.05 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 3505. | Trent (priyank45) | 67.03 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
| 3506. | Jake (jake098) | 67.02 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 3507. | root (chroot) | 67.02 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3508. | Wilson (force_of_will) | 67.01 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
| 3509. | ayush (orange_master) | 67.01 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 3510. | werdnalliw (werdnalliw) | 67.00 | 94% | 2018-01-24 |
| 3511. | Sam (gates250) | 67.00 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 3512. | Parsa (parsal) | 66.99 | 96% | 2017-12-02 |
| 3513. | DabDabDabDab (talizero) | 66.99 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| 3514. | elnino (elnio2803) | 66.99 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| 3515. | Sydeth (tosydeth) | 66.99 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 3516. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 66.99 | 98% | 2017-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |