Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2038. | Hidi (bear_trap1) | 85.53 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2039. | Yan Ye Chen (ministirith) | 85.51 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2040. | Gabriel (gabrielsqw) | 85.51 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 2041. | Chris (itseverydaybro) | 85.50 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 2042. | olari (olaridv) | 85.45 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 2043. | Juan (ufcjuanchi) | 85.43 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 2044. | Ted (macfan) | 85.43 | 99% | 2019-09-16 |
| 2045. | Akela (akela123) | 85.43 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 2046. | (rontran) | 85.42 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 2047. | Adam (whalsey1) | 85.42 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 2048. | sda (sdaa) | 85.42 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
| 2049. | Fishy (fishysquidman) | 85.41 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 2050. | enzo (sockenzo) | 85.41 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 2051. | David (baconchef) | 85.40 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
| 2052. | Neil (xdestroyer2x) | 85.40 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 2053. | Paul (spiceman33) | 85.39 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 2054. | Randy (__rdall__) | 85.38 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 2055. | Barton (xbarton) | 85.38 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 2056. | Ronald (ron777) | 85.38 | 99% | 2018-05-04 |
| 2057. | Joel (easynoob) | 85.37 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
| 2058. | Nathan (oriokin) | 85.36 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
| 2059. | komaru (komaru) | 85.35 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 2060. | BB (bluenamek) | 85.35 | 98% | 2018-01-03 |
| 2061. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 85.35 | 99% | 2017-08-19 |
| 2062. | Colin (phygs) | 85.34 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 2063. | Aaron (tzemati) | 85.33 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 2064. | Muslem (muslimomar) | 85.32 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 2065. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 85.31 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 2066. | Jonathan (the_mechanical) | 85.30 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2067. | Bleh (entropian) | 85.29 | 100% | 2019-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |