As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20562. | Bog (bogleesh) | 59.41 | 95% | 2019-03-25 |
| 20563. | awfully-panicky (allnamesar... | 59.41 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 20564. | Diego (thebeastboi__) | 59.41 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 20565. | Ali (ali_454) | 59.40 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 20566. | From (hastalavistababy) | 59.39 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
| 20567. | Bob (cheetletoes) | 59.39 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 20568. | yo (booligan) | 59.39 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 20569. | slowpoke (mrookie) | 59.39 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 20570. | Abhijeet (free_wanderer) | 59.38 | 95% | 2022-05-20 |
| 20571. | naif (naifpar) | 59.38 | 94.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 20572. | asdfasdf (dfjsfsfdgsgdfg) | 59.38 | 100% | 2019-01-21 |
| 20573. | Lam Le (nguyenlam2412) | 59.37 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
| 20574. | Raphael (crazydrmad) | 59.37 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 20575. | Andres (dandidandi) | 59.37 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 20576. | Daniel (jinkoplays) | 59.37 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 20577. | gaco vu (gaco1089) | 59.37 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
| 20578. | Diego (diegocr) | 59.36 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| 20579. | Kaiserstrat (kaiserstrat) | 59.36 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
| 20580. | TheXFalcon (xavier_poh) | 59.36 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 20581. | Keith (keith_qwerty) | 59.36 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 20582. | truong (truongtruong3011) | 59.36 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 20583. | Mohammad (01966466255) | 59.36 | 91% | 2016-04-08 |
| 20584. | Athul (night_shark) | 59.35 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 20585. | Matthew (zozzilla) | 59.34 | 91% | 2016-03-09 |
| 20586. | Box (boxshards) | 59.34 | 95% | 2022-02-15 |
| 20587. | Luke (liroj) | 59.34 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
| 20588. | Ben (ben_schoeman) | 59.33 | 95.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 20589. | enrique (fugitivecloud) | 59.33 | 94% | 2017-06-05 |
| 20590. | Leo (luvleo) | 59.32 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
| 20591. | Naol (naolchala) | 59.32 | 95% | 2022-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |