The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19661. | 3rd Place (bomtombadil) | 72.65 | 98% | 2014-02-07 |
| 19662. | gurvir (lucifer101) | 72.65 | 90% | 2012-05-24 |
| 19663. | Gigi93 (gigi93) | 72.65 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 19664. | Lily (tigerlglily) | 72.65 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 19665. | Dylan (dbpowell) | 72.64 | 92% | 2016-08-22 |
| 19666. | Reckful (flenwille) | 72.64 | 88% | 2013-10-28 |
| 19667. | Jason (philphan25) | 72.64 | 88% | 2013-12-23 |
| 19668. | Alec (abahrami) | 72.64 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 19669. | RyanSTO (ryansto) | 72.64 | 82% | 2015-10-03 |
| 19670. | Rich (bace) | 72.64 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 19671. | CaptainO (toldfiel) | 72.63 | 94% | 2013-03-09 |
| 19672. | BossCassilari (bosscassilari) | 72.63 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 19673. | munisystem (munisystem) | 72.63 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 19674. | Beast (joshua19873) | 72.63 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 19675. | Eshan (mister_mediocre) | 72.63 | 95% | 2018-10-27 |
| 19676. | Sarah (sarahs) | 72.63 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 19677. | Miles (xarstech) | 72.62 | 92% | 2014-02-18 |
| 19678. | Mark (cyclingguy536) | 72.62 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 19679. | Malo (converter) | 72.62 | 96% | 2017-02-17 |
| 19680. | Rafael (rgmarotta) | 72.62 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 19681. | Harry (morpheus_) | 72.62 | 96% | 2016-10-13 |
| 19682. | Cy (cymanong) | 72.61 | 95% | 2023-05-14 |
| 19683. | Joel (jouel) | 72.61 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 19684. | الأصابع (abdoh) | 72.61 | 99% | 2021-10-15 |
| 19685. | NotThatGreat (notthatgreat) | 72.60 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 19686. | Admin (the_office) | 72.60 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 19687. | Ahris (ahris) | 72.60 | 96% | 2021-02-17 |
| 19688. | Tim (timdoozy69) | 72.60 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
| 19689. | Floody (flooody) | 72.60 | 94% | 2021-02-21 |
| 19690. | Hammm (hammm) | 72.60 | 92% | 2013-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |