The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28214. | dreamrock han (hanmengshi123) | 58.51 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 28215. | deathsroud (deathshroud) | 58.51 | 96.5% | 2023-09-30 |
| 28216. | RC (rccode) | 58.51 | 89% | 2015-06-03 |
| 28217. | anh (tuananhday) | 58.51 | 96% | 2011-08-29 |
| 28218. | Mohammad Talha (mtk_) | 58.51 | 96% | 2012-10-22 |
| 28219. | pohhunkiat (pohhunkiat_) | 58.50 | 95% | 2023-06-11 |
| 28220. | Abhiram (contigo) | 58.50 | 95% | 2021-05-02 |
| 28221. | dun (uaeracer) | 58.50 | 96.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 28222. | Jens (nofowuw) | 58.50 | 88% | 2015-08-25 |
| 28223. | Merwin (zaizai2012) | 58.50 | 96% | 2013-07-14 |
| 28224. | Typing PaPa (dlare) | 58.50 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 28225. | Bhavni (bhavni) | 58.50 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 28226. | Stercus (hemantkatiyar) | 58.49 | 95% | 2013-03-16 |
| 28227. | Бақытжан (baqytjan) | 58.49 | 100% | 2022-03-29 |
| 28228. | Manuel (manuelsandoya) | 58.49 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 28229. | gaurav (pilot_111) | 58.49 | 95% | 2015-08-21 |
| 28230. | Heerah (heerah) | 58.48 | 88% | 2017-04-18 |
| 28231. | Hanh (nphonghanh) | 58.48 | 89% | 2011-09-26 |
| 28232. | max (xamxam23) | 58.48 | 93% | 2013-08-09 |
| 28233. | ser (sseerr) | 58.48 | 91% | 2014-03-02 |
| 28234. | Seth (opiumonom) | 58.48 | 94% | 2017-08-14 |
| 28235. | no (ieatdrywall) | 58.47 | 95% | 2020-03-02 |
| 28236. | kamal (kamalch) | 58.47 | 96% | 2023-09-30 |
| 28237. | David (d_thompson78) | 58.47 | 94% | 2017-10-09 |
| 28238. | allison (_allisonsun) | 58.47 | 95% | 2021-07-15 |
| 28239. | cuong (cuongbenki) | 58.47 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 28240. | BaldricLinus (baldriclinus) | 58.47 | 91% | 2014-05-11 |
| 28241. | Khuyen (randen) | 58.47 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 28242. | Adam (deinonysus) | 58.46 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 28243. | Nox (noxious9de) | 58.46 | 94% | 2019-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |