So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32816. | Denis (duke_nuken) | 45.89 | 96% | 2012-12-09 |
| 32817. | Ilia (kholkinilia) | 45.88 | 93% | 2022-07-27 |
| 32818. | cya (cweetie) | 45.88 | 98% | 2015-10-21 |
| 32819. | keti (keti) | 45.88 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 32820. | tse (nufc_0318) | 45.88 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 32821. | Benjamin (bentheman02) | 45.87 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 32822. | juan (juanuzziel) | 45.87 | 95% | 2022-11-21 |
| 32823. | sunylulu (sunylulu) | 45.87 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 32824. | Dennis (dennis) | 45.87 | — | 2008-08-08 |
| 32825. | Jesse (asunder87) | 45.87 | 91% | 2015-11-09 |
| 32826. | reuben (reuben_elias) | 45.86 | 94% | 2021-11-20 |
| 32827. | Arifa (meowx2) | 45.86 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 32828. | Huang (sonyq) | 45.86 | 95% | 2011-10-15 |
| 32829. | corona (rawpea) | 45.85 | 95% | 2022-11-17 |
| 32830. | Xander (freaxy) | 45.85 | 94% | 2023-03-15 |
| 32831. | Parvez (parvez31) | 45.85 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 32832. | Horizon (hwinangkoso) | 45.84 | 94% | 2019-02-22 |
| 32833. | deera (deerawj) | 45.84 | 95% | 2021-12-30 |
| 32834. | bienhocvobo (bienhocvobo) | 45.84 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 32835. | Ig (igordykhta) | 45.84 | 98% | 2011-09-30 |
| 32836. | s1n (x_s1n_x) | 45.84 | 93.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 32837. | Nothingtodo (miaka_chan) | 45.84 | 92% | 2011-08-25 |
| 32838. | Suresh (sures144) | 45.83 | 90% | 2012-08-04 |
| 32839. | Gabriel (slenders) | 45.83 | 94% | 2020-06-01 |
| 32840. | Caspar (wakyeboy) | 45.82 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 32841. | gi (gi_prim) | 45.82 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| 32842. | Aman (amanr300) | 45.82 | 94% | 2012-07-21 |
| 32843. | Galih (sobig_f) | 45.81 | 90% | 2017-05-25 |
| 32844. | lance (chuyo13) | 45.81 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 32845. | Ethan (ethanhan) | 45.81 | 95% | 2023-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |