As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11834. | Taz (tazza1) | 79.43 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 11835. | lurak (lurak2131) | 79.43 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 11836. | Nihilum (nihillum) | 79.43 | 100% | 2022-02-19 |
| 11837. | Cameron (cameronicheese) | 79.43 | 95% | 2020-03-17 |
| 11838. | starry nights (iamsatanic) | 79.43 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 11839. | Will (small_peepee) | 79.43 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
| 11840. | Ali (afregistry) | 79.43 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 11841. | David (hahayoulose) | 79.42 | 98% | 2015-10-08 |
| 11842. | Arnelle (arnellebalane) | 79.42 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
| 11843. | Lee (forsakee) | 79.41 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 11844. | catfree (catfr33) | 79.41 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11845. | Vt (jesuslep) | 79.41 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
| 11846. | Guadalupe (gmaster98) | 79.41 | 92% | 2016-02-08 |
| 11847. | William (speier70) | 79.41 | 99% | 2018-06-25 |
| 11848. | Dagareth (mindcrime) | 79.41 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 11849. | RA (hayhayhay111) | 79.41 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
| 11850. | name (username04) | 79.40 | 96% | 2025-03-28 |
| 11851. | mralves (mralves) | 79.40 | 97.5% | 2024-10-08 |
| 11852. | yorha (automata) | 79.40 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
| 11853. | Terje (acigez) | 79.40 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 11854. | Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x) | 79.40 | 93% | 2016-11-21 |
| 11855. | Spencer (poipoe) | 79.40 | 96% | 2016-04-08 |
| 11856. | Luftim (luftim) | 79.39 | 97% | 2015-06-11 |
| 11857. | Kwausouq (kwausouq) | 79.39 | 91% | 2016-07-28 |
| 11858. | tstats[beastmaster69420] (b... | 79.38 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
| 11859. | Korn (korn01) | 79.38 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 11860. | Nagaro (nagaro) | 79.38 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 11861. | Mensa (mensamember) | 79.38 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 11862. | kamothy (kamothy) | 79.37 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 11863. | Ewan (e_kuipers) | 79.37 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |