So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14068. | The Mustard Tiger (jaenxst) | 78.16 | 96% | 2015-11-03 |
14069. | KaliedscopicWill (kaleidesc... | 78.16 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
14070. | Kawaki (kawakii) | 78.16 | 96.5% | 2023-10-15 |
14071. | Benjin (benjin7) | 78.16 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
14072. | Beth (beth16123) | 78.16 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
14073. | Jack (jackbiscegliaa) | 78.16 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
14074. | supermonkey (sup3rm0nk3y) | 78.16 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
14075. | Christian (fcheddar) | 78.16 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
14076. | Gene (mckuletzz) | 78.15 | 92% | 2015-02-21 |
14077. | James (jimmyt50) | 78.15 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
14078. | Luan (stringfever) | 78.15 | 94% | 2014-06-13 |
14079. | Robin (topracer) | 78.15 | 90% | 2013-12-08 |
14080. | Kyori (dragbolter) | 78.15 | 86% | 2016-09-23 |
14081. | Vald (valdik) | 78.15 | 100% | 2015-08-29 |
14082. | firefly (firef1y) | 78.15 | 92% | 2011-05-31 |
14083. | Bojack (bojack1) | 78.14 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
14084. | Matteo (atteo1000) | 78.13 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
14085. | mqyg (mqyg) | 78.13 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
14086. | Diet (x71n) | 78.13 | 98% | 2020-07-29 |
14087. | Stas (tracersm) | 78.13 | 99% | 2021-05-16 |
14088. | sylo (syllogismos) | 78.13 | 94% | 2016-11-24 |
14089. | Temple (mason_carlson) | 78.12 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
14090. | Brandon (branscor) | 78.12 | 95% | 2015-04-09 |
14091. | Pablo Palou (pablitopaloutdm) | 78.11 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
14092. | bstone13 (bstone13) | 78.11 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
14093. | Soren (sorennoob) | 78.10 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
14094. | jawshuu (jawshuua) | 78.10 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
14095. | B( . Y . )BS (100accuracy) | 78.10 | 95% | 2013-05-08 |
14096. | tiramisu (typist786) | 78.10 | 99% | 2022-06-06 |
14097. | tstats[fasttyper_gg1] (fast... | 78.10 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |