I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2602. | Dave (coltdriver) | 115.36 | 99.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2603. | Alexander (olekpark) | 115.34 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 2604. | kdeplasma (slownoobtyper) | 115.33 | 98% | 2025-09-08 |
| 2605. | Sam (akkoro) | 115.33 | 98% | 2022-11-25 |
| 2606. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 115.32 | 97% | 2023-10-26 |
| 2607. | Sebastian (cloutimus) | 115.30 | 97.6% | 2024-12-02 |
| 2608. | Jae (apuzzledone) | 115.30 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 2609. | Art of Typing (artoftypingf... | 115.29 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 2610. | will_t (will_t) | 115.29 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 2611. | Cereal (cerealchiller) | 115.28 | 97.6% | 2025-06-03 |
| 2612. | Trying (sakurya) | 115.27 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 2613. | Pilpus (ratfriend) | 115.27 | 99% | 2021-02-09 |
| 2614. | winter (enjjj) | 115.27 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 2615. | Brick (botfish) | 115.27 | 98.4% | 2023-11-22 |
| 2616. | Martin (martinwong) | 115.27 | 98.7% | 2024-09-22 |
| 2617. | Michael (michhael) | 115.25 | 99% | 2018-12-03 |
| 2618. | (tyleryoung210) | 115.24 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 2619. | Squawks (sgt_squawks) | 115.24 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
| 2620. | dubs (wxlx) | 115.24 | 97.5% | 2024-01-19 |
| 2621. | meh (isuckbutimtrying) | 115.23 | 98.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| 2622. | Bryan (bryanbae) | 115.22 | 98.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 2623. | Gareth (morpen8) | 115.21 | 99% | 2020-10-04 |
| 2624. | 3zachm (3zachm) | 115.18 | 99% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2625. | Newland (oldwutter) | 115.18 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 2626. | jasmeanie (jasmeanie) | 115.17 | 98.1% | 2023-05-31 |
| 2627. | Nick (sezmia) | 115.17 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 2628. | Aleph (mechanicaltesting) | 115.17 | 98% | 2018-01-11 |
| 2629. | bubshayz (bubshayz) | 115.16 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 2630. | Thomas (tadget) | 115.16 | 98% | 2019-04-06 |
| 2631. | Timothy (tli450) | 115.14 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |