So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5031. | i'm slow (pndspirit) | 98.91 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 5032. | п8 ʅ(｡◔‸◔｡)ʃ ... | 98.91 | 90% | 2014-05-15 |
| 5033. | Katrina (kdam5184) | 98.91 | 96% | 2013-03-07 |
| 5034. | Julius (solenopsis) | 98.90 | 99% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5035. | Justin (clitorasaurus) | 98.90 | 97% | 2011-10-27 |
| 5036. | Sp33d (sp33d) | 98.89 | 93% | 2011-10-20 |
| 5037. | MuiePonta (pelerin) | 98.89 | 98% | 2013-10-16 |
| 5038. | Yannick (mrlaxx) | 98.87 | 92% | 2013-12-29 |
| 5039. | psalms (psalms) | 98.87 | 96% | 2015-08-29 |
| 5040. | Vikram (sjaishankar) | 98.87 | 99% | 2017-12-08 |
| 5041. | Feris (merelyaferis) | 98.87 | 95% | 2018-02-03 |
| 5042. | Kurtis (testermd) | 98.86 | 99% | 2015-12-30 |
| 5043. | Joey (endtroducing) | 98.86 | 93% | 2011-12-12 |
| 5044. | Erik (dasklumpital) | 98.85 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
| 5045. | budda (theblackeye) | 98.85 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 5046. | Kyourn (yosteve) | 98.85 | 96% | 2012-10-27 |
| 5047. | young (youngpopular) | 98.84 | 92% | 2014-09-30 |
| 5048. | Drew (drewburk3) | 98.84 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 5049. | Pawan (www.pawanrpvv@gmail.... | 98.84 | 97% | 2014-06-24 |
| 5050. | Uros (uroskrunic) | 98.84 | 98% | 2015-05-28 |
| 5051. | kanacurry (kanacurry) | 98.84 | 95% | 2015-08-28 |
| 5052. | Nadeem (abstractwhiz) | 98.83 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 5053. | kit (kitsinc11) | 98.82 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
| 5054. | Ritardo (ett5252) | 98.81 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 5055. | GK (thrylos000) | 98.81 | 98% | 2015-05-16 |
| 5056. | Mike (wikemazowski) | 98.80 | 99% | 2020-11-28 |
| 5057. | Cove (cove) | 98.79 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 5058. | John (jodingus) | 98.79 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 5059. | Nguyen (rainfall1611) | 98.79 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 5060. | :)) (brokenslowhand) | 98.79 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |